“Bring back Tom!” Felicity yells at the kind, old man on the screen. One, because she was pretty into the shirtless volleyball. And two, because this old sweetie is embarrassing her. She agrees with Presley’s assessment of the film, but she won’t admit that. “Oh!” she exclaims, remembering some details about Known Squib Tom Cruise’s personal life. “Do you think this guy is talking about Scientology? Because that would be both spooky and scandalous.”