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[shoulderdevil]

[Wildgulch Juniors]

ALERT: Thursday something is going to happen to Uriah late at night. My runes were incredibly clear. We should keep an eye out.

DOUBLE ALERT: It better not be something sexy. Big Bed is no place for that, Riah.

Comments

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

you sure about that? if he's been, i ain't caught him doing it.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

It's because you're also looking at my ass.

\Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

weird. never caught myself doing it either.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

I only speak the truth, Des. ♥ It's ok to be shy about it.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

just saying i've never noticed, not that i'm embarrassed.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

Well, notice my ass, please.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

how you want me to best accomplish that?

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

You're colorblind, not buttblind.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

maybe i got that too. just undiagnosed.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

You're going to have to come look at my butt, then, so we can diagnose you.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

you ain't a doctor.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

I'll bring a doctor, and then you'll have to tell that doctor that you think you're buttblind.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

i don't think shit. you want to explain that you a medical professional, that's on you.

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

Just come look at my butt.

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

you got a prescription for that?

Wildgulch Juniors

[shoulderdevil]

Yeah it's right here:

:(:(:(:(:(:(

Wildgulch Juniors

[opsia]

well that's straight bullshit.