Geese are assholes. Armani's not surprised that Laszlo managed to aggro a goose with just a look, but he's also not going to let this feathered demon ruin their DATE-date. Especially when he put so much time and effort into looking cute.

He lowers his dainty parasol to use as a shield and steps between Laszlo and the goose, trying to break the creature's line of sight on its unfortunate target. "Stay behind me," he says calmly, despite his racing heart. "And let's back away slowly."