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[gasgiant]

how's this baby got a twitter account

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[gasgiant]

baby spends all its free time on the phone maybe it should get a job

[themurderbird]

Do you think if I installed one of those survey apps, it would do it?

[gasgiant]

what if we got it some sponsorship gigs
that'd be teaching it valuable life skills
business acumen and shit

[themurderbird]

Exactly. It's not traditional child rearing, but it aligns with the times.

[lionellovelace]

You should get it blue light glasses.
The screen can mess with its brain.

[themurderbird]

Good idea, Lionel!