THE PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE SINGLES MIXER

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parents dating is gross

what's up?

The Fortuna Festa is hoppin’ tonight. There’s not a lot going on up at the school, and Fallers and folks with nothing better to do flock to the steakhouse to get their swerve on. It’s not just good food and absolute bangers on the jukebox bringing these parents in, it’s the sexy swingin’ singles mixer. It’s probably some kind of pagan spring ritual, but it’s best not to think too hard on that.

As parents and even some teachers slip into town and slap nametags on their shirts, a couple curious kids come peek in the windows… and they’re probably not super stoked on what they see.

Ew.

Old people flirting.

how this works!

⬥ This event is OPEN TO ALL. Even if you didn't do the meme, even if your parents aren’t single, go right ahead and fill out a form! There’s technically no one there saying they can’t come and have a cocktail. They just can’t get upset when Liquor Store Zed puts the moves on them.

⬥ Feel free to send random relatives if you so desire (a random uncle, etc.) if you can think up an excuse for them to be there. This is sort of a free for all.

⬥ Students have gathered outside to spy on their parents, guardians, teachers and bosses. Just about every available person in town is here tonight.

⬥ I don't like messing with list codes so this is a faux list.

⬥ Post the form below to the "SINGLES IN YOUR AREA" header to enroll in the mixer.

Student Name: We might need you to come pick your parents up if they get too rowdy.
Adult Name/Relation: Who this. All are welcome, as long as they’re over 18! The atmosphere is definitely a little more 30+, though.
What’s Their Favorite Pickup Line?: And how many groans does it elicit.
How Much Perfume/Cologne/WizAxe Body Spray Are They Wearing?: It probably smells awful in there.
How’s That Game?: Score their game from 1-10. This may or may not have any actual bearing on the outcome, just drag your folks.
Anything else?: Whose mom has the most cleavage tonight I need to know

<b>Student Name:</b> We might need you to come pick your parents up if they get too rowdy. <b>Adult Name/Relation:</b> Who this. All are welcome, as long as they’re over 18! The atmosphere is definitely a little more 30+, though. <b>What’s Their Favorite Pickup Line?:</b> And how many groans does it elicit. <b>How Much Perfume/Cologne/WizAxe Body Spray Are They Wearing?:</b> It probably smells awful in there. <b>How’s That Game?:</b> Score their game from 1-10. This may or may not have any actual bearing on the outcome, just drag your folks. <b>Anything else?:</b> Whose mom has the most cleavage tonight I need to know

⬥ You may reply to any posted form indicating who is hitting up the form poster and we will give you a roll to see how much ~chemistry~ the two crusty old adults have.

⬥ Town NPCs are also likely to show up. Maybe someone's mom can finally get Jarvis Shamburger to take those shades off.

⬥Results are 100% RNG. Have fun. :)

locations!

⬦ SINGLES IN YOUR AREA: Post your parent & guardian forms here to participate!

⬦ OUTSIDE FORTUNA FESTA: Fortuna Festa is blessed with big windows both on the front and out back on the patio overlooking the river, so it's easy for students to spy on their parents.

⬦ ELSEWHERE: In case you'd rather just not know what's going on in town tonight.

⬦ OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!