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Is the greenhouse open yet??????

I think I left my [...] everything in there

How much of EVERYTHING constitutes your everything?

Well I'm like NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT SURE my wand is in there and so is SIXTY-EIGHT PERCENT of my favorite panic kit so an average of EIGHTY-THREE PERCENT of my everything

Okay. That's [...] a pretty large percentage.

It'll be resolved soon, I'm sure.

There's bigfoot bandaids in my fannypack so if anyone FINDS it at LEAST return the bandaids

[...] Do you think something in the fannypack broke the greenhouse

Bandaids with bigfoot on them or bandaids that look tonally correct FOR bigfoot? Or bandaids from bigfoot?

I don't think bandaids are that powerful. Generally.

Bandaids with Bigfoot on them which I THOUGHT Bigfoot would enjoy if I ever met them but what if they don't like them and feel like they make them look fat?????????

THERE WAS WIZTYLENOL IN THERE TOO maybe I should go apologize to Ms. Treetops just in case

I feel like bandaids are a 'the gesture is meaningful in and of itself' thing. It's okay.

Is that better than regular Tylenol? None of that stuff works on me.