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Nope. [...] I can ask Ms. Treetops to keep an eye out for your stuff but it sounds like?
How much of EVERYTHING constitutes your everything?
Well I'm like NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT SURE my wand is in there and so is SIXTY-EIGHT PERCENT of my favorite panic kit so an average of EIGHTY-THREE PERCENT of my everything
Okay. That's [...] a pretty large percentage.
It'll be resolved soon, I'm sure.
It'll be resolved soon, I'm sure.
There's bigfoot bandaids in my fannypack so if anyone FINDS it at LEAST return the bandaids
[...] Do you think something in the fannypack broke the greenhouse
[...] Do you think something in the fannypack broke the greenhouse
Bandaids with bigfoot on them or bandaids that look tonally correct FOR bigfoot? Or bandaids from bigfoot?
I don't think bandaids are that powerful. Generally.
I don't think bandaids are that powerful. Generally.
Bandaids with Bigfoot on them which I THOUGHT Bigfoot would enjoy if I ever met them but what if they don't like them and feel like they make them look fat?????????
THERE WAS WIZTYLENOL IN THERE TOO maybe I should go apologize to Ms. Treetops just in case
THERE WAS WIZTYLENOL IN THERE TOO maybe I should go apologize to Ms. Treetops just in case
Infested.
I wonder if that means cultists or bugs or elves this time.
I wonder if that means cultists or bugs or elves this time.
WHAT IF THERE WAS ONE ELF LEFT IN THE GREENHOUSE AFTER ALL
They probably TURN people LIKE WHEN YOU GOT HATTED????
I feel like bandaids are a 'the gesture is meaningful in and of itself' thing. It's okay.
Is that better than regular Tylenol? None of that stuff works on me.
Is that better than regular Tylenol? None of that stuff works on me.
Uhhhhhh I don't know but if we find the bottle do you wanna test it
i thought you can talk to the trees? can't you just ask them for directions?
Edited (icon) 2020-03-31 23:16 (UTC)
Gross. So if I didn't pick them off I'd probably be dead and crawling with elves, by now.
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF trees raised in captivity are REALLY BAD at directions
Is your body still filled with elf bodies like when you try to yank out a tick and lose the head
Sure! It's always a fun toss-up to see if it'll do nothing or make me break out in hives.
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