"Happily!" Felicity flips through the pages with her left hand and then stops randomly and jams her right pointer finger down onto the page. She reads the first line aloud: "Don't kiss anybody you don't want to."

She nods, squinting her eyes. Good advice. But boring advice.

So, she repeats the exercise. "Oh, better!" She clears her throat and reads the new passage. "A helpful technique is to map out your kisses. One possible route is to start at the mouth, move down to the chin, then kiss along the jaw until you reach the ear. There, say something naughty."