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bijou pascal, former wizney star ([personal profile] wrencredible) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh 2020-05-19 01:16 am (UTC)

AROUND CAMPUS: Bijou & NPC Harassment

Human boys are dreadfully mundane in most circumstances. One circumstance they're not: when they're dragged in by the Bureau of Magical Beings alongside a variety of cryptospecialists.

The red head looks like a Quackenbush. The other looks like he could have been comic relief on an off-brand Wizney show at some point.

Bijou Pascal knows all about special missions and the importance of being prepared. It's why she couldn't have discussed this during the assembly, and not out of any embarrassment over the subject matter. Barely contained in her arms are an entire collection of cryptid literature with increasingly bizarre (and horny) cover art, from The Adventures of Kent Brent the Ent to Slime and Snogability, and more.

"Ex-CUSE me!" she exclaims, chasing down an agent at top speed in spite of her heels and overloaded arms. There is a markedly determined look in her eyes. "Have you ever met–" Her footing catches and though she manages to not completely biff it, the books go flying.

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