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kermie creaksalot (
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kermit creekmore
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i can't get into my
d i a r y
now :(
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gasgiant
2020-05-22 01:15 am (UTC)
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CALL A LOCKSMITH
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:16 am (UTC)
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my feelings are locked A W A Y joopie !!!! i feel so D E T A C H E D from who i
am
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gasgiant
2020-05-22 01:19 am (UTC)
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do you think a hammer would work
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:21 am (UTC)
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i've already tried my t e e t h and
that
didn't work so i'm ready to try A N Y T H I N G at this point
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gasgiant
2020-05-22 01:26 am (UTC)
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kermiest my darling the only thing that would delight me more than hitting stuff w hammers is becoming your hero by L I B E R A T I N G your PERSONAL DIARY from its CONFINES
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:29 am (UTC)
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truly my most
D A S H I N G E S T
of heroes
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:37 am (UTC)
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W A I T
do you have a
s w o r d
instead
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gasgiant
2020-05-22 01:45 am (UTC)
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OFFICIALLY no
but i'm pretty good at transfiguration
Edited (kermit & jupiter and the inability to use magic as intended for the simplest possible solution)
2020-05-22 01:46 (UTC)
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 02:14 am (UTC)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in that case you should A L S O make an
entire suit of a r m o r
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gasgiant
2020-05-22 03:03 am (UTC)
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oh with a really silly helmet
something with wings
your diary will be so in awe it'll pop open at the sight of me
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andpoke
2020-05-22 01:22 am (UTC)
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well
here we are
in a journal
we could all
be your diary's
eyes
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:27 am (UTC)
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dear audriary,
today a muscheron either asked me for a
ride
or reminded me i don't have a
d a d
. we're either best friends or
t r u e enemies
more later love kermie
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andpoke
2020-05-22 01:29 am (UTC)
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hello kermie
it's me
your diary
I talk now
real small
let me know
if I must punch
a shroom
xoxo some words
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:31 am (UTC)
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a
gasp
! my diary, do you have
d u k e s
to put up ???
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andpoke
2020-05-22 01:37 am (UTC)
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no
but I do have
very tough binding
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:40 am (UTC)
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are you ready to
fight
, s i d e by s i d e, a
man
and his
diary
against a
s m a l l m u s h r o o m f a i r y
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andpoke
2020-05-22 01:42 am (UTC)
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what else
could a diary
be for
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tristfully
2020-05-22 01:22 am (UTC)
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Thatโs funny. I use a diary with a lock, too.
What happened?
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:28 am (UTC)
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the very troodiest of joodiests fed my keys to a ?monster? i
b e l i e v e
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tristfully
2020-05-22 01:32 am (UTC)
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That monster ate my cigarettes. Nasty bastard.
Itโs very sweet that you would trust Trudy with your diary key.
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maledictorian
2020-05-22 01:36 am (UTC)
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it was
s o r t a
all my keys but i don't need anything from a po box in brooklyn rn
also i'm a f r a i d of her ?? but that's just a b o n u s
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do you have a s w o r d instead
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but i'm pretty good at transfiguration
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in that case you should A L S O make an entire suit of a r m o r
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something with wings
your diary will be so in awe it'll pop open at the sight of me
no subject
here we are
in a journal
we could all
be your diary's
eyes
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today a muscheron either asked me for a ride or reminded me i don't have a d a d. we're either best friends or t r u e enemies
more later love kermie
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it's me
your diary
I talk now
real small
let me know
if I must punch
a shroom
xoxo some words
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no subject
but I do have
very tough binding
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could a diary
be for
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What happened?
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Itโs very sweet that you would trust Trudy with your diary key.
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also i'm a f r a i d of her ?? but that's just a b o n u s