(no subject)

[tristfully]

What grows when you think of it and hurts when you truly know it?

[.....]

[Aris]

I don’t have anything to say. I’d just like to talk to you.

[Desmond]

Happy Birthday, Des.

Comments

[tristfully]

Terrible job. Takes commitment.

[opsia]

takes a few seconds of somebody being real mad and holding a knife.

[damnnearkilledem]

For my own personal reference I'm now trying to map out the lowest opportunity cost way to do a murder and it really does seem like bringing some unknowable plant monster into this realm with a death cult is the way to go.

[...] Unless the knife is really sharp, I guess.

[tristfully]

Cheaper than a hitman, certainly. And I don't think dementors work on plants. This thing is probably skint anyway. Can you imagine what he must be paying for the rights to that Bob Dylan track?