"Good idea," Fiona says. "It's always good to be prepared. And remember to owl me when you're off being a hermit."

"I think it has to be something tangible. Though it would be cool if you could just pick up true love and take it with you," she continues, chuckling. "Would be nice not to have to deal with all the awkwardness of dating."

Fiona inspects the candy hearts on the floor. "Text your mom? How is that romantic? And why would you want your partner to lie to you? Okay, maybe I'm inexperienced with romance, but these are weird."