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lionel lovelace (ben) ([personal profile] lionellovelace) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh 2020-06-07 01:54 am (UTC)

MEMORY: Lester

Perhaps sensing its demise, the Gameboy attempts another tactic. The Pokemon imagery is wiped and on the blank screen, text beings to appear rapidly. A last ditch effort to grab the girls' attention and stop them from the job at hand.

ON THE BACK OF THE AMERICAN MUGGLE ONE DOLLAR BILL...
...THE IMAGE OF A PYRAMID AND A FLOATING EYE...
...CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, THE EYE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MASONS...
...INSTEAD, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH A LIBRARY-RESIDING EYEBALL...
...THE NAME "TIMOTHEYE" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM...
...REARRANGE THE LETTERS AND YOU GET "I AM LORD V--"


I guess the girls will never know. Jupiter (ROLLED 7) yanks the Gameboy out of Claudia's hand, destroying it in the process. It turns into a black goo, which, with the momentum of Jupiter's pull, flies backward and drenches the increasingly-less-young-and-innocent Lionel Lovelace. The trail of goo stops at the foot of Mr. Qualls' desk.

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