Armani’s shoving of the record player bumped the song to a very appropriate, if scratchy, version of The Addams Family, right on time for his very lively dance.
Armani's explanation is.. so completely on brand that it makes Eddy smile.
He attempts to fix the mess he's made when the tiara doesn't glow, but he doesn't know fuck-all about doing hair and the tiara ends up hanging jauntily off the side of the bun's remains. Hopefully Chanel won't remember this. Preferably, any of this.
There is absolutely zero way for Eddy not to immediately recognize this song at this point. "Nice," he says, because the Addams family regularly playing this song in their home does not surprise him in the least.
He passes into the room now, too, and grabs a doll. Eddy does not know what a jeté is either, and really hopes that isn't the secret to this memory because they're definitely fucked if it is. Whatever shaking he's doing to innocent-but-totally-creepy doll right now would certainly not be described as dancing.
It is still ticking. First slow, once a second. The pace of a heartbeat. Steady thuds.
Almost imperceptibly at first, the seconds fly by faster, and with it, the music increases its tempo. The minute hand spins too, faster, the minutes a young girl may feel she needs to catch up, so she isn’t left behind, slipping through fingertips.
9:10. 9:15. 9:30.
As it reaches the next hour, the clock seems to grow, ready to burst.
"MotherFUCKER," Mary Grace spits out as bugs try to get in her fucking mouth. She yanks the rope coiled around her waist and just starts swinging it. A lasso ain't a lot of help around bugs but maybe she just wants to beat the shit out of this clock, fucking okay????
Bugs are perhaps immune to rope, or maybe she just did have a mouthful of protein snacks [Mary Grace rolled a 1!].
Meanwhile, Eddy's backpack smack a clump of the bugs to the wall, leaving guts dripping down [Eddy rolled a 9!]. Armani's spell blasts out, powerful. [Armani rolled a 10!] The ice shouldn't work as well as it does, but it traps dozens in individual ice coffins, and they clatter to the floor like so many marbles.
The bugs, significantly thinned, surround the trio, creating as much a whirlwind as they can, little legs and wings everywhere. [Bugs rolled below 8 all 3 times!] In the background, the record has conveniently skipped to Flight of the Bumblebee, for mood.
The mystery of what record contains all this mood music will plague Eddy's mind for many late nights in the future, but for now he's saved the embarrassment of everyone realizing his next instinct was just to try punching these bugs.
The little skeleton bird sproings, the sole survivor of this memory mayhem, and this would be a lot easier if they weren't like four feet tall.
"Need a lift up?" he asks Mary Grace, hands clasped together as a makeshift step.
Mary Grace spits on the floor, like a fucking lady. "You'd tell me if I had bugs in my teeth, right?" she asks, grinning wide to show them off, then hops up on his hands anyhow.
She's not entirely certain if this is what they need or not, but she knows damn well she fucking hates this clock, so when Mary Grace grabs for it, she tries to take the whole damn thing down.
Mary Grace, who doesn't like men telling her what to do, looks right at Armani and then gestures at the clock. She doesn't say a word, but her face is asking when his hands broke.
"I was trying not to do your job for you," he snaps, dropping the facade of being a sweet and innocent little flower he tries to portray himself as as he snatches the clock away to grab the dead bird inside.
At least the record has shifted back into the Addams Family again, as though Chanel, somewhere, is cheering Armani on. Or just cheering a fight on. Who can tell.
Armani drops both the bird and the clock as soon as they're no longer useful to him. "Is it me?" he asks, taking the change in music as a Sign From Above. "Can people be roots?"
As Eddy touches the record, it glows golden. The scene starts to play again.
The little girl wipes her face and pushes her way into the room, resolutely looking happy for her twin. "You did it!" She coos, and rockets her way into the room, twirling a few times to make herself presentable. "Armani, you're a real witch!" With careful fingers, she reaches for one of the dolls (pink dress) in awe and wonder, yelping and giggling when it kicks its little heels into her wrist. Chanel links her arm through Armani's to watch the spectacle. Somehow, somehow, that goddamn cuckoo clock, in its dilapidated state on the floor, springs out just one more time. Instead of the missing small skeleton bird, part of the wall falls away, revealing an opening to the auditorium.
[YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE NPC AND COMPLETED THE MEMORY! And found the linchpin. Please exit or stay to play thank you for freeing 1 useless child]
"Oh," Eddy says, turning the glowing record over in his hand. Guess that explains that mystery. He hands it to Armani, figuring he ought to have it. He watches the rest of the memory play out silently. It makes him realize how much he misses her. "Let's go."
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
He attempts to fix the mess he's made when the tiara doesn't glow, but he doesn't know fuck-all about doing hair and the tiara ends up hanging jauntily off the side of the bun's remains. Hopefully Chanel won't remember this. Preferably, any of this.
There is absolutely zero way for Eddy not to immediately recognize this song at this point. "Nice," he says, because the Addams family regularly playing this song in their home does not surprise him in the least.
He passes into the room now, too, and grabs a doll. Eddy does not know what a jeté is either, and really hopes that isn't the secret to this memory because they're definitely fucked if it is. Whatever shaking he's doing to innocent-but-totally-creepy doll right now would certainly not be described as dancing.
MEMORY: Haunted House
"Hey, y'all?" she calls out. "This bitch is still tickin'."
MEMORY: Haunted House
Almost imperceptibly at first, the seconds fly by faster, and with it, the music increases its tempo. The minute hand spins too, faster, the minutes a young girl may feel she needs to catch up, so she isn’t left behind, slipping through fingertips.
9:10.
9:15.
9:30.
As it reaches the next hour, the clock seems to grow, ready to burst.
It reads 9:45.
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
Tick.
Tick.
10 am.
The clock’s little door springs out violently
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! sings out, but it’s hardly audible to Mary Grace, as a swarm of bugs bursts out of the little clock, right at her face.
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Oh right, he has a wand now.
"Glacius!"
Fuck.
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
Meanwhile, Eddy's backpack smack a clump of the bugs to the wall, leaving guts dripping down [Eddy rolled a 9!]. Armani's spell blasts out, powerful. [Armani rolled a 10!] The ice shouldn't work as well as it does, but it traps dozens in individual ice coffins, and they clatter to the floor like so many marbles.
The bugs, significantly thinned, surround the trio, creating as much a whirlwind as they can, little legs and wings everywhere. [Bugs rolled below 8 all 3 times!] In the background, the record has conveniently skipped to Flight of the Bumblebee, for mood.
MEMORY: Haunted House
He stomps on the little ice cube bugs at his feet. "Glacius!" he tries again, deliberately this time because it worked so well before.
MEMORY: Haunted House
They are gone. The cuckoo clock is absolutely broken, hinges and gears exposed, the little skeleton bird cuckooing out by a spring, on an angle.
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The little skeleton bird sproings, the sole survivor of this memory mayhem, and this would be a lot easier if they weren't like four feet tall.
"Need a lift up?" he asks Mary Grace, hands clasped together as a makeshift step.
MEMORY: Haunted House
She's not entirely certain if this is what they need or not, but she knows damn well she fucking hates this clock, so when Mary Grace grabs for it, she tries to take the whole damn thing down.
MEMORY: Haunted House
But it does create a really good smash, if Mary Grace lets it fall.
MEMORY: Haunted House
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MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
At least the record has shifted back into the Addams Family again, as though Chanel, somewhere, is cheering Armani on.
Or just cheering a fight on.
Who can tell.
MEMORY: Haunted House
Time go to touch... himself. Child self.
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House
MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
The little girl wipes her face and pushes her way into the room, resolutely looking happy for her twin. "You did it!" She coos, and rockets her way into the room, twirling a few times to make herself presentable. "Armani, you're a real witch!" With careful fingers, she reaches for one of the dolls (pink dress) in awe and wonder, yelping and giggling when it kicks its little heels into her wrist. Chanel links her arm through Armani's to watch the spectacle. Somehow, somehow, that goddamn cuckoo clock, in its dilapidated state on the floor, springs out just one more time. Instead of the missing small skeleton bird, part of the wall falls away, revealing an opening to the auditorium.
[YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE NPC AND COMPLETED THE MEMORY! And found the linchpin. Please exit or stay to play thank you for freeing 1 useless child]
MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
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MEMORY: Haunted House - TOKENS!
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MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
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MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
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MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!
MEMORY: Haunted House-COMPLETE!