Patrice flips off his friends before taking off his jacket and wrapping it around his face, tying the sleeves behind his head to give him at least some protection.
"You guys seriously don't have anything to help me out?" he asks before starting his ascent, voice a little muffled by the fabric.
Presley rolls his eyes. "You are so whiny," he says before brandishing his wand. With every bit of theatricality at his disposal, Presley sweeps it before him and aims a gust of wind at the green smoke.
It takes some stretching. For a few minutes, the tips of Patrice's fingers just barely brush the card, and it looks like they might need to come up with another plan. But then, he's able to knock it free and grab it.
By now, he's spent several minutes in the smoke, and though it's thinner, he can still smell something harsh and sharp. It burns his lungs a little, until it doesn't anymore. Then everything seems pretty... fun. Isn't this all just so funny?
Patrice can't help but cough as the smoke pulls into his lungs, but at least he's got the card. He shoves it into his pocket and is about to start his descent when, suddenly, he doesn't really want to. No, going down there seems kind of boring - especially because it means doing more work. With only one hand still gripping the railing he swings out while laughing a little, his feet still planted against the structure but his position much more precarious than it was before.
"Ughhh, I don't want to do any more of this," he half complains, but he sounds more amused than annoyed.
"W-hy~?" Patrice asks of Felicity, voice sing-songy as he pulls himself in closer to the side of the building and then lets go of the railing, quickly flipping his grip from overhanded to underhanded. He nearly falls, but manages to catch himself at the last moment.
"Tempting, but I don't want to explain to Lovelace why he's dead." Presley takes aim at Patrice, and flicks his wand in a sharp upward movement. "Levicorpus."
"Some less great than others," Presley adds. Now that Patrice has been hoisted into the air by an ankle, Presley turns so he can drag his roommate right through the green smoke again and dump him on the porch. "Someone get the card." Sorry Patrice, he has no faith in your state of mind right now.
Initially, Patrice doesn't like being hoisted up by his ankle, but he quickly realizes it's kind of fun, so he laughs. Of course, that stops abruptly when he's deposited on the porch. He groans loudly, frustrated, but produces the two cards he has and waves them above his head as he lies back. He thinks this will be a fun game of them trying to catch his hand, but in all honesty he's too goofy right now to be overly coordinated.
"Homebrewed vape juice," Presley says, with the confidence of someone who started smoking two hours ago and now considers himself an authority. He walks over to the milk crate table, and sets down the Death card in the "future" spot, making sure to hold it there with two fingers in case the stupid wind starts acting up again.
"The Death card works!" Presley calls out to the others. "Turns out that you are good for something, Tang." Sure that the card won't budge, he steps back. "Put the other ones down."
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"You guys seriously don't have anything to help me out?" he asks before starting his ascent, voice a little muffled by the fabric.
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By now, he's spent several minutes in the smoke, and though it's thinner, he can still smell something harsh and sharp. It burns his lungs a little, until it doesn't anymore. Then everything seems pretty... fun. Isn't this all just so funny?
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"Ughhh, I don't want to do any more of this," he half complains, but he sounds more amused than annoyed.
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Felicity looks up at Patrice. "Getchyour ass down here."
There. She helped.
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"If Pres just Summons the card can we leave him here?"
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"You guys are so laaaame."
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"I'm good for a million things!" Even hyped up on green smoke, his ego is intact.
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"MG, let's bring our baby home."
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