"You gotta be fucking kidding me," Felicity groans as she realizes whose memory they're in. Even with goggles obscuring parts of her face, it's clear that's Peanut Jones on the broom. Felicity would recognize that shitty flying technique anywhere.
Peanut Jones. Everyone's favorite seeker who led Wildgulch to dead fucking last in the Quidditch standings.
Felicity crosses her arms and looks at Patrice and Desmond. "Have at it."
This is weird. This whole thing is just weird as all get out, yeah? That right there's some broom-sports freshman or something and they're all just walking around in her head. Maybe. To do something or other. Find something or other. In her head.
"Not to sound stupid or nothing." Not that Desmond particularly minds sounding stupid. It's more that it ain't the intention, is all. "But the hell're we doing?"
"It'll finish the memory," Felicity adds for Desmond's benefit. Then they'll all get to watch Peanut catch the snitch and get named starter. Whoop-de-do.
She catches Patrice's look and shrugs. "What? It's Desmond's first go. Figure I should give him first crack at it. It's called manners."
"So we gotta find a glowin' thing. To unfreeze -" Des' sentence comes to a stop and tilts his head, ticks one shoulder up indifferently. "Girl so she can take a nosedive into some dirt."
"Yeah, what's her name? Pecan?" Patrice knows her name, but is incorrect for his roommates's benefit since she's clearly displeased. "Didn't know you were such a lady, Felicity."
Wandering over to the frozen girl, he looks her over once more before trying to see if he can pull her broom out from under her.
"It's Peanut!" Felicity snaps and begins stomping around in the mud in search of a damn shiny object so they can leave this place already. "And I'm not! A lady!"
Des blinks. In a manner reminiscent of someone that's found themselves very abruptly and unexpectedly in front of oncoming traffic. If the traffic was, y'know, girl-shaped. Which a surprising amount of traffic is.
"The fuck names their kid Peanut?" he mumbles, mostly to himself and only slightly out of some level of self-preservation. His eyebrows beetle themselves together as he watches Patrice yanking on the g Peanut's broom. "You really gonna pry that out from under her?"
Patrice, for a moment, stops what he's doing as he watches Felicity stomp around. He misjudged that one, but also it's probably fine. She'll cool down eventually, and it's not like they need the three of them searching Peanut.
He gives a one shouldered shrug to Des's question. "Isn't there a kid named Howdy at this school, too? And she'll be fine, it's not really her. Here, help me look?"
Howdy. Right. Also a name of someone that goes to this school right here. So maybe Des could stand to pay more attention to people outside of his very limited social circle. Lesson learned or whatever.
He steps forward to willingly enough , but hesitates just shy of putting his hands anywhere on Peanut's person. Seems impolite, even considering the present circumstances. "Why ain't it really her if we're in her head?"
A little ways off, Felicity comes to a sudden stop. They're looking for something golden, right? And there's an obvious golden something here on the Quidditch field.
"The snitch," she says, and the irony isn't lost on her. They are gonna grab the snitch and then watch Peanut be named Seeker. Felicity takes an annoyed sip from her Big Gulp -- at least she's got that again.
"Any luck with that broom?" she calls back to the others. They might need it.
The goggles glow under Patrice's touch, coming free without even mussing Peanut's ponytail.
And suddenly, everything starts moving again, even faster than before. Peanut Jones can't hesitate. This is her chance and she's not gonna blow this. She yanks up and the broom bends upward, baby blue sneakers brushing against the ground as she begins her wobbly ascent. The golden snitch is still out there, and this time she ain't fucking around.
There's a smattering of cheers from the onlookers and Peanut spares a moment to show off, flying a couple quick loops before hunting down that snitch. And on her last one, she can see it; a rainbow tail, streaming along behind her, reaching all the way down to the ground.
At the other end of that tail, a surprisingly solid tail if anyone should try to walk on it, something shines. It looks like a tear in the air, or, maybe, a portal.
[MEMORY COMPLETE! You found the linchpin and got to bask in Peanut's moment of glory. You can continue to thread here or head back to Peckenpaugh through the portal!]
Don't see that every day, do you? Well, not the sports. Sports aren't that uncommon or nothing. Bit anticlimactic, honestly. The sports. Glowing headgear's a bit intriguing. Holes in the fabric of spacetime, on the other hand? Now that's real far up there on the weird as all hell scale.
Des takes a step back, glances up at their unwitting host. "Guess we ain't stealin' her broom, then?"
"Oh, hey. That's what it looks like, just so you know. Bummer we don't get to steal her broom." Patrice tries to put the goggles on Des, even as he's looking to Felicity.
"...now you can hold it over her that you rescued her, at least."
"That's true," Felicity nods. But then the gears in her head start to turn and they crank out a much worse idea. "What if," she lowers her voice, "we tell people that Peanut's memory showed she's like 22 or something. And that's she ineligible to play Quidditch on a high school team?"
Des doesn't put up too much resistance to Patrice's attempts to shove the goggles onto his head, gamely allowing the other boy to mess up his hair with only a half-hearted elbow speared back toward his gut.
The corners of his mouth curl up. Don't much matter to him how Walnut Whoeverthehell's career in high school sport's goes. If it'll make Felicity happy, he ain't morally opposed to at least floating the idea. "How we playin' it?" he asks. "Saw her tenth birthday and there was a calendar on the wall?"
Patrice laughs outright at this, because it's pretty funny, even in the midst of all this seriousness. The elbow from Des catches him lightly, and his only retaliation is a slap on the back before he starts towards the exit.
"Forging the date on her middle school transcripts?"
At Felicity's gesturing, Des starts forward easily. Easiest to defer to people who have a better idea what the hell's going on here.
"So. Hole in the sky, frozen people, glowing shit," Des lists, hooking his index finger around one, two three of the fingers on the opposite hand as he goes. "That all we worryin' about?"
Patrice moves along easily with his roommates, listening as Des recites their concerns. "Stupid smoke," he adds, wrinkling his nose as he recalls Wyatt's memory. "And potential attacks from vines and shit."
"And stuff that isn't what it really is and is actually goo," Felicity adds eloquently, recalling the Niffler that wasn't. As well as Kermie and Jupiter who tried to drown and kiss them. "Shit's wild."
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Peanut Jones. Everyone's favorite seeker who led Wildgulch to dead fucking last in the Quidditch standings.
Felicity crosses her arms and looks at Patrice and Desmond. "Have at it."
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"Not to sound stupid or nothing." Not that Desmond particularly minds sounding stupid. It's more that it ain't the intention, is all. "But the hell're we doing?"
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"What, you're sitting this one out?" he asks, pulling a bit of a face.
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She catches Patrice's look and shrugs. "What? It's Desmond's first go. Figure I should give him first crack at it. It's called manners."
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"So we gotta find a glowin' thing. To unfreeze -" Des' sentence comes to a stop and tilts his head, ticks one shoulder up indifferently. "Girl so she can take a nosedive into some dirt."
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Wandering over to the frozen girl, he looks her over once more before trying to see if he can pull her broom out from under her.
"It's pretty trial and error."
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Don't mind her.
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"The fuck names their kid Peanut?" he mumbles, mostly to himself and only slightly out of some level of self-preservation. His eyebrows beetle themselves together as he watches Patrice yanking on
the gPeanut's broom. "You really gonna pry that out from under her?"MEMORY: Making the Cut
He gives a one shouldered shrug to Des's question. "Isn't there a kid named Howdy at this school, too? And she'll be fine, it's not really her. Here, help me look?"
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He steps forward to willingly enough , but hesitates just shy of putting his hands anywhere on Peanut's person. Seems impolite, even considering the present circumstances. "Why ain't it really her if we're in her head?"
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"The snitch," she says, and the irony isn't lost on her. They are gonna grab the snitch and then watch Peanut be named Seeker. Felicity takes an annoyed sip from her Big Gulp -- at least she's got that again.
"Any luck with that broom?" she calls back to the others. They might need it.
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Patrice goes to remove Peanut's goggles while calling out to Felicity, "Do you want me to try harder? I can really pull at it."
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And suddenly, everything starts moving again, even faster than before. Peanut Jones can't hesitate. This is her chance and she's not gonna blow this. She yanks up and the broom bends upward, baby blue sneakers brushing against the ground as she begins her wobbly ascent. The golden snitch is still out there, and this time she ain't fucking around.
There's a smattering of cheers from the onlookers and Peanut spares a moment to show off, flying a couple quick loops before hunting down that snitch. And on her last one, she can see it; a rainbow tail, streaming along behind her, reaching all the way down to the ground.
At the other end of that tail, a surprisingly solid tail if anyone should try to walk on it, something shines. It looks like a tear in the air, or, maybe, a portal.
[MEMORY COMPLETE! You found the linchpin and got to bask in Peanut's moment of glory. You can continue to thread here or head back to Peckenpaugh through the portal!]
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Don't see that every day, do you? Well, not the sports. Sports aren't that uncommon or nothing. Bit anticlimactic, honestly. The sports. Glowing headgear's a bit intriguing. Holes in the fabric of spacetime, on the other hand? Now that's real far up there on the weird as all hell scale.
Des takes a step back, glances up at their unwitting host. "Guess we ain't stealin' her broom, then?"
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"...now you can hold it over her that you rescued her, at least."
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The corners of his mouth curl up. Don't much matter to him how Walnut Whoeverthehell's career in high school sport's goes. If it'll make Felicity happy, he ain't morally opposed to at least floating the idea. "How we playin' it?" he asks. "Saw her tenth birthday and there was a calendar on the wall?"
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"Forging the date on her middle school transcripts?"
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Good job, evil cabal. Very good. With a newfound pep in her step, Felicity gestures toward the portal back to school. "Shall we?"
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At Felicity's gesturing, Des starts forward easily. Easiest to defer to people who have a better idea what the hell's going on here.
"So. Hole in the sky, frozen people, glowing shit," Des lists, hooking his index finger around one, two three of the fingers on the opposite hand as he goes. "That all we worryin' about?"
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Patrice moves along easily with his roommates, listening as Des recites their concerns. "Stupid smoke," he adds, wrinkling his nose as he recalls Wyatt's memory. "And potential attacks from vines and shit."
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Upon emerging from the memory out into the auditorium, the portal snapped shut behind them.
Up on the second floor, Peanut Jones was freed! Elsewhere in the auditorium, shale, a magimagicicada was freed!
You can check your token totals in Pouch's shop here, and maybe see if there's anything worth grabbing while you're there!