"And sometimes there's monsters." He adds in, having heard just enough of this conversation to contribute helpfully. He salutes at Lydia's clearance. It's all he needs. Tybalt, however, is not a monster, and he's not actually gonna punch anybody. Although he wades into the ballpit past kids half his age and size, he just attempts to topple the kid very gently into the balls. Insult over injury.
The frozen terror tips easily when Tybalt shoves him, but the kid is wedged well enough in the sea of balls that he stops just a few inches to the right. A leaning tower of pre-tween-za.
With some of the grimy, colorful plastic balls displaced, Tybalt does find a Very Old Teddy Bear in the pit, though.
Viola circles Ms. Kwan and her, presumably, ex-husband, searching for anything ghoulish about them. βAnd we can just ... move around? And they donβt have seizures or anything?β she asks but, not really. Her voice is low and she clearly isnβt expecting anyone to answer her. She knows Aris, Tybalt, and Winter were just moving around in her memory and beyond the sensation of missing time, she feels perfectly fine. Not even a little seizing.
βIβd hate for anyone to remember me this way,β she frowns, stopping in front of the unfamiliar man. βHe looks like he sends dick pics to undergrads.β
"Oh yeah. I bet he doesn't tip above t-ten percent," Winter adds, her attention on Ms. Kwan. Her gaze flicks back and forth once, then twice, and then, resolving to act, she climbs into the ball pit behind Tybalt.
Winter wades up to Ms. Kwan's daughter and puts a palm on her head, rather like browsing melons at the grocery store.
The assessment of Mrs. Kwan's (ex-)something-or-other prompts a snort from where Lydia's standing. Real gem of a man, then. There's a totally mystifying break up.
"Kinda glad we don't have to kidnap a weird, glowing version of somebody's child," she concludes when nothing particularly mystical happens after Winter sets her hand onto the girl's head. "But here's hoping we don't have to touch every damn one those balls, huh?"
"Oh, he definitely does." Tybalt agrees with Viola's verdict immediately. On a whim, or more realistically, because all these toys are making him regress to childhood, he throws a ball at the frozen professor. And because that was fun, he tosses another one at Lydia. "We're gonna, if you never get in here and help."
Edited (hmm guess we're at the Just Forget Words stage I'M DONE PROMISE ) 2020-06-06 04:39 (UTC)
Viola ducks out of the way of Tybalt's projectile and stifles a laugh as it pegs ex-Mr. Melody Kwan in the chest. His lack of reaction to the plastic ball and to the insult to his dignity convinces her that he's probably not a monster, despite his whole 'I think it's the duty of the department to present both sides of the issue' aesthetic.
That ball pit, however, seems like the perfect place for a monster to lurk. "Does anyone have their wand?" she asks, looking around for something remotely stabby shaped.
"I...don't," Winter realizes, knee deep in plastic balls. She is reminded of a trash chute scene from a specific sci fi movie, and lifts one leg and peers down into the ball pit looking for any horrors. "We should...hurry?"
She cringes, teeth clenched, and turns her head this way and that looking for monsters or probable linchpins. And then her eyes settle on the bully. "Oh." A click of her tongue. "The doll."
Lydia ambles up and onto the entrance of the ball pit, sitting cross-legged on the ledge and just bordering on helpful. She lets the ball impact off of her chest with a hollow thunk of sound, already winging one back in Tybalt's direction.
"I guess we could try the doll first," she concedes, but reaches down to run her fingers across the top layer of colorful plastic anyway. Just in case.
Tybalt has no great excuse for this. He's seen the aforementioned star battles film, even. But it was a long time ago, and caution has literally never been his strong suit. He grins at Lydia's efforts, and it becomes sunnier with the ball bonking into his head. No, he doesn't have a wand or any usable line of defense. Why should he need that.
"Oh, the doll." he turns that grin to Winter, a genius, and without further thought on consequences, sticks his entire arm in the direction he last saw it go.
Edited (not a sad icon moment?) 2020-06-06 17:00 (UTC)
While doubtlessly gross, the ball pit doesn't seem any different from a standard ball pit. It's even a little sticky from where some baby slobbered on one of the balls earlier. Whatever terrible leviathan surely lurks beneath the surface must be preoccupied elsewhere, though, because nothing surfaces as more of the students come to the edge of the pit.
Tybalt wades toward the spot where the doll disappeared, and finds something fairly quick while groping around. It's... a pacifier. Hm, close but no cigar.
After the encounter in the bowling alley basement that cost Pouch his wing, Viola learned her lesson about charging in blindly. It's probably best that someone hangs back outside of the ball pit, in case shit hits the fan. Or, in case Tybalt hits shit on his next dive.
"Are any of our teachers happily married?" she muses, as she paces along the edge of the ball pit, searching for the doll.
"Dr. Huang is. And... I think..." Winter starts as she gingerly wades through the sea of plastic, stopping to try and decide if she should even finish the thought. She does, the statement raising up high when it ends, "I think Trullinger and Ms. Treetops were...ssssomething?"
She pushes some of the balls aside to help Tybalt search.
Oh. So, okay, it turns out this isn't going to be an simple and straight-forward claw machine victory. Straight in and straight out, eyes on the prize. It's rigged with a bunch of bad (and vaguely horrifying) options.
"God, I'm out of the loop on teacher gossip." Lydia pulls her feet back underneath her and crouches, readying herself to wade in and help if something worse than a beheaded rodent turns up next time.
"What kind of something?" He prompts, because he, too is behind on teacher gossip. Tybalt flicks the pacifier out of the ballpit like it's maybe going to burn him.
"...Wonder what the junk to ball ratio even is here."
He sighs and starts a new method; trawling up items from the depths by kicking his feet around, sending balls flinging to reveal what's beneath.
This probably creates more of a hazard, but they'll be here all day, otherwise.
Colorful balls go flying. There's a lot of eclectic stuff down here.
For instance, Tybalt finds a cricket bat. If he touches it, he will find it feels different than anything else here. More solid. More real. If he removes it from the memory, he will still have the cricket bat.
"Of course, Dr. Huang would be the only one capable of avoiding mess," she comments passively as she strolls back and forth in search of the doll. It quickly becomes clear that her vantage point is functionally useless. The appearance of a vole head and a cricket bat in a children's playpen confirms to her that this is a magically altered space which it will require more than just keen eyes to escape.
Sighing, she steps out of her celestial themed pumps and climbs into the ball pit. "Speaking of Ms. Treetops," she muses as she digs through the colorful plastic balls, "Are our teachers still possessed? Or did we solve that one while I was asleep?"
Viola's foot lands on something round, too firm to be one of those ordinary plastic balls. It's a potion bottle full of teal green liquid. There are enough Potions students around to identify it given a whiff: it's a Vitamix potion. [When imbibed, it will give the drinker just enough speed and strength to land a guaranteed critical - 10 Roll - on an attack.]
This potion definitely doesn't belong here. If it's removed from the memory, Viola will still have it in her possession.
"They didn't seem right this morning if you ask me, but I haven't seen any of them but Lukashenko all night," Winter says as she kicks around in the ball pit, around where the doll was tossed. She watches a yellow ball soar through the air and hit an employee in the face. Whoops. "Not that Lukashenko's on staff anymore."
Well, if everybody else is jumping off this very specific bridge.
Lydia hops off of the ledge with a short breath through her nose, landing in the sea of plastic and wading over toward her classmates. "Potentially possessed, failing in their romantic relationships," she says, sweeping balls to both sides of her with cupped hands. "Adulthood's looking real promising."
"I better get possessed by something hotter than plants."
Tybalt muses, and now that all of his friends are in this pit as well, he does what his lizard brain (rat brain?) has wanted to throughout all of this, and crouches down, full head and shoulders covered, into the pit. He does keep a hand on his cricket bat.
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
With some of the grimy, colorful plastic balls displaced, Tybalt does find a Very Old Teddy Bear in the pit, though.
MEMORY: Ballpit
Well, alright.
Viola circles Ms. Kwan and her, presumably, ex-husband, searching for anything ghoulish about them. βAnd we can just ... move around? And they donβt have seizures or anything?β she asks but, not really. Her voice is low and she clearly isnβt expecting anyone to answer her. She knows Aris, Tybalt, and Winter were just moving around in her memory and beyond the sensation of missing time, she feels perfectly fine. Not even a little seizing.
βIβd hate for anyone to remember me this way,β she frowns, stopping in front of the unfamiliar man. βHe looks like he sends dick pics to undergrads.β
MEMORY: Ballpit
Winter wades up to Ms. Kwan's daughter and puts a palm on her head, rather like browsing melons at the grocery store.
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
"Kinda glad we don't have to kidnap a weird, glowing version of somebody's child," she concludes when nothing particularly mystical happens after Winter sets her hand onto the girl's head. "But here's hoping we don't have to touch every damn one those balls, huh?"
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
That ball pit, however, seems like the perfect place for a monster to lurk. "Does anyone have their wand?" she asks, looking around for something remotely stabby shaped.
MEMORY: Ballpit
She cringes, teeth clenched, and turns her head this way and that looking for monsters or probable linchpins. And then her eyes settle on the bully. "Oh." A click of her tongue. "The doll."
MEMORY: Ballpit
"I guess we could try the doll first," she concedes, but reaches down to run her fingers across the top layer of colorful plastic anyway. Just in case.
MEMORY: Ballpit
"Oh, the doll." he turns that grin to Winter, a genius, and without further thought on consequences, sticks his entire arm in the direction he last saw it go.
MEMORY: Ballpit
Tybalt wades toward the spot where the doll disappeared, and finds something fairly quick while groping around. It's... a pacifier. Hm, close but no cigar.
MEMORY: Ballpit
"Are any of our teachers happily married?" she muses, as she paces along the edge of the ball pit, searching for the doll.
MEMORY: Ballpit
She pushes some of the balls aside to help Tybalt search.
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
"God, I'm out of the loop on teacher gossip." Lydia pulls her feet back underneath her and crouches, readying herself to wade in and help if something worse than a beheaded rodent turns up next time.
MEMORY: Ballpit
"...Wonder what the junk to ball ratio even is here."
He sighs and starts a new method; trawling up items from the depths by kicking his feet around, sending balls flinging to reveal what's beneath.
This probably creates more of a hazard, but they'll be here all day, otherwise.
MEMORY: Ballpit
For instance, Tybalt finds a cricket bat. If he touches it, he will find it feels different than anything else here. More solid. More real. If he removes it from the memory, he will still have the cricket bat.
MEMORY: Ballpit
He does the favor of not swinging it at his companions' heads, because he likes them.
MEMORY: Ballpit
Sighing, she steps out of her celestial themed pumps and climbs into the ball pit. "Speaking of Ms. Treetops," she muses as she digs through the colorful plastic balls, "Are our teachers still possessed? Or did we solve that one while I was asleep?"
MEMORY: Ballpit
This potion definitely doesn't belong here. If it's removed from the memory, Viola will still have it in her possession.
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
Lydia hops off of the ledge with a short breath through her nose, landing in the sea of plastic and wading over toward her classmates. "Potentially possessed, failing in their romantic relationships," she says, sweeping balls to both sides of her with cupped hands. "Adulthood's looking real promising."
MEMORY: Ballpit
Tybalt muses, and now that all of his friends are in this pit as well, he does what his lizard brain (rat brain?) has wanted to throughout all of this, and crouches down, full head and shoulders covered, into the pit. He does keep a hand on his cricket bat.
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit
MEMORY: Ballpit - TOKENS!