Presley makes a face. Even saving the school and everyone in it will not be enough to get him on a broom. "Already bad enough we have to scale the evil tree," Presley mutters. He scans their surroundings, looking for alternate routes, but... Winter's right. The table is too tall. At minimum, they'll have to use Ms. Treetops' frozen body as leverage.

He looks back at Zero Sugar Pepsi. "If we're doing this, we should be careful." A giant cactus kitten is still a cactus. He walks around Pepsi, looking for the least spiky spot to start with.