Peckenpaugh

 Everyone WATCH OUT! According to my EXPERT Divination skills, things are going to get a bit HAIRY before classes are over today.

Whoops My bad Wait I said that last time Shit

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Y'all're welcome for your bold new hairstyles in this, the year of our lord, two thousand and twenty.

[Wildgulch Juniors]

ALERT: Thursday something is going to happen to Uriah late at night. My runes were incredibly clear. We should keep an eye out.

DOUBLE ALERT: It better not be something sexy. Big Bed is no place for that, Riah.