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How about that civic engagement today, huh? Great to see so much motivation. In case you missed it amidst the [...] tot excitement, student council needs YOUR help in getting the Homecoming Dance together. So, don't forget to sign up!

Also I've been informed we aren't allowed to throw jawbreakers from floats this year, guys. Unfortunately. Candy has to be smaller than that. And I've also been told to remind everyone that it should be "tossed to" the crowd and not "pitched at." No clue what that means.

[Wildgulch Juniors]

If no one's done so already today, allow me to compliment you all on how nice your butts look in shorts. Now, what floats are you signing up for?

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We were sizing up future Quid and Quod recruits and they refuse to accept that.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
I'm not signing up without a solid theme. Since "actual fire" and "attacking the crowd" aren't viable options anymore.

Means aim for the knees and not the head.

Those poor future sports stars in Elflock Local Junior High.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
They've really cut us off at the knees, haven't they?

Harder targets, knees. Seems like they just know we need the challenge.

I'm wearing pants. [...] And I haven't given much thought to floats. Are you doing one?

Your butt can also look very nice in pants, if you'd like!

Oh absolutely. I'd like the help with one, at least.

Malstrom wishes they were as forward-thinking as us.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
If they think we're gonna cave and submit a float on togetherness and world peace

I think Malstrom's scouting involves more explosions, anyway.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Why do that when 'dinosaurs' is still a viable theme?

And bribery, if all those rumors are true.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Do you want to look foolish when our current idea of what dinosaurs look like is proven wrong again?

Aren't jawbreakers relative, anyway.

who wore it better me or MG

aw man Z holdin out on us again

First you survive the quod. Then you accept the payout.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Mary Grace when have I ever passed up the opportunity to look foolish?