per div slot which I cannot link on phones sorry sorry

[andpoke]

psa
so it may be in your best interest
to give the lunch lady
a wide berth @ lunch
as she’s sorta likely to lose hers

related-
is cryptid flu also human flu

Comments

[ohwormhole]

Thanks for the tip!! What do you think today's T is anyway??

My dad still gets regular flu!!

[andpoke]

tea

for the flu

hmmm. but he’s human
fundamentally
except for a few fuzzy days

[ohwormhole]

Oh, good pick!! Hopefully it's not tomato soup because that'll leave a big mess!!

True. Getting fuzzy hasn't saved him from yarfing though.

[andpoke]

i think it’s tapioca
actually
a messy vom

well
magiflu shot season for everyone

[ohwormhole]

Ewwwwwwwwww. With the bubbles.

I don't like needles. :(

[andpoke]

it’s good in bubble tea
but otherwise
nah

better one needle now than lots layer?

[ohwormhole]

I don't understand how they can be so delicious in one substance and so vile in another.

Better no needles, but I get your point.

[andpoke]

we should do another petition
tapioca
only in bubble form
bubble (butt) tea time tues?

[...] needs work

[ohwormhole]

Ooooh, that's a cause I can get behind!!!! We've already proven booties inflame civic pride!!

[bigbruise]

Gnarly.

[andpoke]

im afraid the future
is rarely pretty

[bigbruise]

Put that on a tshirt.

[teratophilia]

uhhhh if one of the lunch ladies is ill, maybe i'll skip out on the cafeteria this week and cook for myself instead. i can't get sick before tryouts this weekend :(

[andpoke]

well
before extreme measures
sick
wasn't said itself.
maybe stick around to make sure she doesn't just

lose a sandwich?

[quodpotted]

gross I'm gonna watch

[quidditched]

Why

[quodpotted]

sounds funny

[quidditched]

Keep a wide berth.

[quodpotted]

I won't sit in the splash zone

[quidditched]

Wear goggles just in case.

[quodpotted]

is goggles really better if you get it on you?

[quidditched]

You want lunch lady chunks in your eyes ?

[quodpotted]

I'd close my eyes and mouth

[quidditched]

Can't watch then.

[quodpotted]

shit fine I'll wear the goggles

[andpoke]

brave soul

[quodpotted]

it'a just a little upchuck

[girlbeast]

i ain't eating something made by a sick person