"Gross," Presley says flatly. Were he in a better mood, he might have acknowledged that their friends are attractive—most people at this school are—but being willing to kiss someone (in specific drunk party circumstances) and being "into" them is not the same thing. Presley is decidedly not "into" anyone.

Unfortunately, Uriah gets what he wants when Presley finally directs a frown at him. "Why are you insistent that I must have a crush on someone? What in the world could have given you that dull impression?"