"Up, up, you're making a mess." Ms. Altizer curtly shoos a couple freshmen away from the beanbags between films. They had explicitly ignored her very reasonable request to keep the sundaes to the tables, and she can only expect Mr. Berzelius is to blame.

"I'll send you to live in the woods if I see you leave that table," she warns as she casts a quick cleaning spell on the beanbag.