Mr. Berzelius received a noise complaint from some pesky freshman about what they swear is a party in the senior dorms. But it's Homecoming, and Mr. B was a teenager once (a very long time ago). When he shows up to check on things, he makes his presence known from a long way away—banging on walls, shouting greetings at students, and then fumbles with the doorknob for several seconds before it opens.

If anyone didn't manage to hide their illicit goods in the time provided, that's really on them. Just be safe and responsible, kids!