"Mine started smoking," Hawthorne exclaims, and when he opens his mouth, a bit of smoke pours out of there, too. Huh. His costume is still mostly in one piece, but it's not hard to stay on theme in a Hawaiian shirt. "And it didn't stop smoking." A pause. "I put it back so hopefully it works well for the next person." It will not.
THE SURLY STUMP: Quackenbushes In Their Natural Habitat