"I mean, technically, you could throw toilet paper in a theater any time? But you'd probly get kicked out, so I see your meaning," he replies. Okay, this Experience also involves throwing toilet paper? Somehow. He really wants to ask clarifying questions, but he's in too deep now to turn back.

"Well, that's what the muggles think. They blame it on the ghost of James Jesse — not to be confused with Jesse James, that's a different outlaw — but really, ol' double J was just as disappointed the store didn't open up. It really vibes with his whole aesthetic. It was just regular old bad luck, honestly. Tornado, sink hole, trying to build on a wetland, stuff like that."