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Please don't talk to me at lunch. Thank you.

MAGIROBOTICS CLUB

16 days, people.

Hire me as your bouncer.

That would draw attention.

Only to me and my impressive ability to pick up and throw unwieldy things surprisingly far distances.

How unwieldy and how far?

Considerably and pretty damn. I've never measured. Maybe I should.

Sounds like a fun experiment.

Find me a willing person to shot put and I'll get my tape measure.

The freshmen would clamor to be thrown, but I hate to talk to them.

I'll find someone.

Oh, I can't wait to see who you find.

Do you think you could throw Tony?

I would give it the old college try, at the very least, if he'd let me.

Don't sound very confident.

What are your qualifications?

Deceptively strong from carrying drums around for band practice.
Exceptional frowning skills.
Enjoys a good ass kicking.