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[quodpotted]

I'm not sure if it was poor planning on my part or really good planning. do you think smelling like squonk today will like intimidate the other team?

eh I don't care I made a pretty good chunk of change. told Mrs. Voorhees I'd be willing to babysit Porkchop again anytime

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[infamously]

You are never allowed back into the dorm.

[quodpotted]

it's my dorm to????

[infamously]

And it smelled vile last night.

I'm putting forth a vote to trade you for the least olfactorily offensive person in the junior girls dorm.

[negligently]

actually i'm with pres on this one, you fucking reek

you're uninvited from the sleepover until you fix it

[quodpotted]

but I started the sleep over????

[teratophilia]

probably!! it shows that you're not afraid of anything that might come out of the quod! also if a gust of wind picks up and happens to waft the scent of squonk toward them, it might throw them off their game if they're not suspecting it!

[quodpotted]

ok well then lets say that was my plan all along!

[wildchild]

We can shave your head to get rid of some of the smell later, if you want.

[teratophilia]

noooo

[wildchild]

I bet he'd still be cute with a buzz.

[quodpotted]

no??

[quidditched]

Roll around in some ketchup first too.

[damnnearkilledem]

At that point it's practically a barbecue sauce.

[quodpotted]

ew.

[quidditched]

Never was sure what the difference was.

[quodpotted]

why?

[quidditched]

Blood of your enemies.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh you'd have to pay me an exorbitant amount to ever willingly interact with that thing.

[teratophilia]

is it that bad?

[necrodanseuse]

Imagine pulverized, rotten flesh scent,but also somehow oily.

[quodpotted]

I mean I got a pretty good bit

[necrodanseuse]

Over 100 dragots? Because anything other than that's a net loss after you have to throw away all of your clothing and get skin replacement.

[damnnearkilledem]

Oh, that is quite a marinade base for whatever gnarly thing they'll pack in the quods.

[quodpotted]

hell yeah its a strategy

[damnnearkilledem]

Hopefully one you will wash off right after.