"Hey, hey, s'not safe to go off alone." Uriah trails after Viola's dark silhouette. It's laughable he could protect her even if he weren't drunk as hell, but that's the joke. He acts like he's hot shit, and the girls immediately read him for a liar. Sometimes they even think it's cute.

"Let a gentleman walk you home." He has to focus pretty hard on walking. He's definitely going to be hungover tomorrow, but it's worth it. The bliss of a heavy head and a light heart will carry him right to sleep. Usually he'd let Wyatt and Mary Grace drag him home where Presley would tell him he was an idiot, but then he saw Viola drifting off into the forest. So here he is, following her in what'll eventually be the wrong direction. "Since I invited you and all."