"Tape-tape. It tastes sticky, somehow." Pax has never once claimed to have any sort of attention span. "Maybe? I don't totally get the kiss stuff. Sometimes people are a mystery to me... Gotta love 'em, though."

The freshman seems overly eager. The senior less so. It ends in a peck that probably is mostly the corner of the freshman's mouth. "Well, I don't think they're going to get married," Pax concludes.