That was intense. It may not've been a win for junior varsity, but from where Hawthorne' standing, the real loser here is the birds. He'll be picking feathers out of his hair for the rest of the evening while also plotting how best to overcome potential avian attacks in future games.

Despite being distracted with his plotting, Hawthorne is pleasant, if spacey, with all of his teammates and the opposing St. Hyginus athletes.