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[crowhop]

Your boyfriend failed me, Deverill.

[Wildgulch Cheer]

Children of mine, please let me know your favorite candy varieties. If you say you don't like candy you're finding chocolate-covered broccoli in your stocking.

Also, I think we can still throw Willow and Bijou higher.

Comments

[infamously]

He'd better be. We have standards to maintain around here as the hottest junior class.

[Wildgulch Cheer]
Broccoli-shaped broccoli. Do you want to develop the muscle to shotput sophs or not?

[crowhop]

Can you imagine if one of us dated for love

[Wildgulch Cheer]
We're bulking up.

[infamously]

Oh, stage an intervention. There's no other option.

[Wildgulch Cheer]
I feel like my brain is being chewed up every time I consume sugar. Which I suppose could be useful if it kills the part that cares about stunt safety.

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

Sooo if I get you hopped up on pixy stix will you let us throw you?

Wildgulch Cheer

[pageantree]

Do it! Do it!

Wildgulch Cheer

[infamously]

I don't think any of you are strong enough.

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

How much do you actually think you weigh P

Wildgulch Cheer

[infamously]

More than most of you. Don't worry, I'm accept my fate as an eternal base.

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

I've been hitting the weights, lemme see if I can bench you

Wildgulch Cheer

[pageantree]

Oh I KNOW you can. He's pretty much a pip squeak.

Wildgulch Cheer

[wrencredible]

Is broccoli really that high demand during the holiday season?

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

I've never seen it in any O'Malley Christmas spread, must be pretty hard to get your hands on

Wildgulch Cheer

[wrencredible]

I wonder how much Elijah could order on short notice.