(no subject)

[crowhop]

Your boyfriend failed me, Deverill.

[Wildgulch Cheer]

Children of mine, please let me know your favorite candy varieties. If you say you don't like candy you're finding chocolate-covered broccoli in your stocking.

Also, I think we can still throw Willow and Bijou higher.

Comments

[numerologest]

Do you think Doug Bobson's powers extend beyond liquor acquisition?

[crowhop]

Doug Bobson could have won the ice cream eating contest if he wasn't afraid of losing his figure

[negligently]

i'm getting sick of this guy, he's a fairweather communal boyfriend

[crowhop]

But we were gonna get tattoos of all our names on Christmas break :(

[negligently]

i'm not committing to a guy that doesn't know liquor store hours

[crowhop]

I can't believe we have to ski sober because he's going senile

[numerologest]

An unrealistic standard of beauty holding him back from his true potential.

[crowhop]

He needs the love of ten enthusiastic juniors to remind him just how valid he truly is

[numerologest]

Wouldn't y'all still love him even if he were a bit squishier?

[crowhop]

I don't know, Uriah's seems a little on the fence about our boo.

[numerologest]

Aw, I'm sure he'll come around eventually. Who can resist that CEO's glossy charms?

[bratsquatch]

underestimate him at your own risk. that's how he rose to CEO.

[numerologest]

I'm just wondering if we shouldn't test what other talents Doug Bobson has.

[quidditched]

Champion bobsledder.

[numerologest]

That's what I was thinking. Want to take him snowboarding.

[quidditched]

Fuck yeah. Seems like a real aerodynamic guy.