Any illusions about Eddy's coolness are shattered within about five minutes of knowing him, and Armani and Adrian have known him a lot of minutes at this point. Maybe if he talked less, and worked more on looking brooding instead of suffering from indigestion.

He slinks in after Adrian, looking as unfestive as ever in a pair of black trunks and a simple black tee to keep the blindingly pale skin at a minimum. No effort is made to avoid Adrian's splash zone, but he does enter the tub at a far more tempered pace, shirt immediately ballooning from the jets, which he fights to press down. "Hope you weren't expecting Mothman," he comments wryly, having seen Armani sit around posing beautifully plenty of times before.