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[princeofcat]

Parents’ girlfriend got me an awful sweater.
What’s the worst present you got?

[Lydia]
Let me come over, let’s figure out where to jump Buggins

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Lydia/Tybalt

[filigreed]

They made our brothers pretty to mock us.

Lydia/Tybalt

[princeofcat]

Excuse me. I'm every bit as pretty as Mercutio and if we just hit the gym a little more in the new year, I'm sure you'd be able to get the Luke guns. They're your birthright, technically.

Lydia/Tybalt

[filigreed]

You can be as pretty as Mercutio, but I'd have to eat Buggins and absorb his body mass if I wanted Luke's guns. Bitch could bench-press me.

Lydia/Tybalt

[princeofcat]

So eat him. I'd like to see that.
I'll say this only once: you're prettier than Luke. Even if you could never bench-press him.

Lydia/Tybalt

[filigreed]

I love you best, Sergeant Tybbs.

Let's murder a guy.