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[circuitree]

How long do movies take to make????? And are we gonna be without ICE CREAM THE WHOLE TIME????????????

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[teratophilia]

like a month??? maybe? they can't be shooting every scene in zippy dip, right?

[circuitree]

I think we need to know how ice cream centric the plot is as SOON as POSSIBLE

[teratophilia]

maybe the zippy dip employees have insider information unless they made them sign a NDA

[circuitree]

Can we buy them off???? WILL WHITTLE IN EXCHANGE FOR GOSSIP.

[suflex]

we can't with ice cream

[gasgiant]

the star of the movie aspasia whatsherface is apparently lactose intolerant but put away no less than 3 shakes today and was goin on about how bad her poops are gonna be to her assistant and

basically

i'm in love

[circuitree]

Zippy doesn't sell wizlactaid??????

[gasgiant]

nah you gotta go to the dis n dat

[bratsquatch]

ya i signed an NDA but i'm sure i can be vague enough to get around them. it's like a game.

[artistree]

At least it's cold right now?

[circuitree]

Ice cream when it's cold is a different EXPERIENCE and I'm being DEPRIVED of it

[artistree]

We could [...] disguise ourselves as crew members and try to get into the Zippy Dip that way?

[circuitree]

Oh get a ladder, Uncle Red Dog taught me a TRICK

[artistree]

Before or after the jail time?

[circuitree]

Between em

[bigshoulders]

Maybe it’s time to open our own ice cream store
Fill the hole in the market

[circuitree]

I'M NOT ALLOWED NEAR WALK-IN FREEZERS ANYMORE

[bigshoulders]

Buddy system?

[circuitree]

Buddy system just leads to twice the casualties??

[bigshoulders]

I guess my imagination stopped at one person accidentally getting locked in. My mistake.

[circuitree]

YOU'LL LEARN DON'T WORRY

[recordskip]

hold on to your sweet, frozen memories of ice cream. no one can take those away from you.

i mean, except with a spell. or potion.

[circuitree]

That sounds like a JINX to me and I can't AFFORD to lose any more memories of FOOD!!!

[recordskip]

how do you know you can’t afford to lose any more memories of food, you don’t know how many you’ve already lost!

[circuitree]

I have ACHES, like PHANTOM MEMORIES