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[crowhop]

What the fuck is friendship

[Wildgulch Juniors]

I have a job interview tomorrow make sure I drink water

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[infamously]

Do you suppose Pocket would give us a dictionary if we asked?

[Wildgulch Juniors]
What job?

[crowhop]

The ghost killed Pocket Pres, it's up to us now

[Wildgulch Juniors]
What kinda shoes you gotta wear around the diner btw

[infamously]

Maybe we can work through this logically. It appears to be two words in one: friend and ship.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Oh, absolutely not.

[bratsquatch]

i know the second one! they're those little wooden things you assemble inside of glass bottles.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
oh pres, you know this one! you gotta help her!

[quodpotted]

y'all sure it's just just like a pic of us together?

[Wildgulch Juniors]

that's not his kinda help

[crowhop]

idk Pres you think a picture of us sounds like "friendship"?

[Wildgulch Juniors]
I listed him as a reference you think he'll hook me up

[infamously]

There's nothing about us that says "friendship." A boat, on the other hand...

[Wildgulch Juniors]
I will tell Dez that everything on your resume is lies. I don't even like acknowledging that any of you exist when you come into the diner.

[opsia]

you got a boat ready, then?

[Wildgulch Juniors]

well, that ain't nice. i tip real good.

[crowhop]

Bet there's a painting of the S.S. Old Chums somewhere roundabout

[Wildgulch Juniors]
And I always eat all my veggies

[infamously]

Everyone stay on the lookout for boat paintings. Or ships in a bottle.

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Why do you need a job anyway?

[crowhop]

Or full ass boats for Wyatt to carry

[Wildgulch Juniors]
Gotta keep y'all flush with broccoli forests don't I

[quodpotted]

I can hear the ocean outside

[WGJs]

me too

[crowhop]

You wanna carry the boat too

[quodpotted]

I can carry as boat

[bratsquatch]

you and mary grace should both drink water

[crowhop]

You can't tell me what to do

[quodpotted]

yeah me either!

[opsia]

she can tell you. you just don't got to listen.

[quodpotted]

oh true!

[bratsquatch]

you're my opossumly-wedded husband. i can tell you what to do.

[quodpotted]

don't remember that part of the vows

[bratsquatch]

you're just gonna have to trust me. that's the only way this marriage is gonna work.

[infamously]

I, for one, approve of you being hungover tomorrow.

Wildgulch Juniors

[infamously]

Some of us like compartmentalization. But I can see nothing I say will dissuade you lot from bothering me, so we might as well focus on the hunt.

[...] Why are all of these hints so vague?

Wildgulch Juniors

[bratsquatch]

i think if you help mary grace prep for her interview tomorrow THAT might count as finding friendship...

idk. do you think there is one correct answer for each or it's like interpretive?

Wildgulch Juniors

[infamously]

Or maybe, friendship would be trying to stop her from getting a job where her classmates always come in and force you to take their burger order.

One hopes that it's interpretative, because a sad blanket is clearly a snuggie and I don't have the faintest idea where we'd find one here.

Wildgulch Juniors

[bratsquatch]

or maybe friendship is helping her get the job of her dreams and then still supporting her if she discovers it's not what she wants.

i bet a blanket that doesn't get used anymore would be a sad blanket!

[princeofcat]

I've been asking this for years and no one will tell me.

[crowhop]

Maybe it's the treasure we made along the way

[bratsquatch]

in our hearts all along

[infamously]

Not it. Someone else needs to cut out their heart for this scavenger hunt.

[bratsquatch]

but yours is the biggest!

[princeofcat]

Well, I can't give Pocket all that.

[damnnearkilledem]

The most volatile state of matter.

[crowhop]

Where can we safely harvest it

[damnnearkilledem]

I think I spotted some in the sophomore class.