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[sparkling_gem]

 I'M A GLITTER MONSTER! This is AWESOME! 

But I need to tell that freshman that they're TOO YOUNG for me.

Comments

[empiearr]

I love to see them so bold, so honest, so unafraid of expressing their heart's desires! Even if they're batting way out of their league.

[sparkling_gem]

EXACTLY! Love that CONFIDENCE! It'll serve them well when wooing people their OWN AGE.

[empiearr]

It's a rite of passage~ Pining after those unattainable seniors. Stuffing notes in their lockers. Cornering them in the hallway. Forcing them to listen to your accordion solo. But, alas, a love that is doomed to wither and die. (Unless get their ten year glow up at the reunion.)

[andpoke]

better to have glittered
and lost
than never to have glittered at all

[sparkling_gem]

That is SO DEEP!

[merlinpletcher]

You're sending them mixed signals, you know?

[sparkling_gem]

Just because I LIKE being covered in GLITTER doesn't mean I'm ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED in them.

[merlinpletcher]

Have you met the freshmen? Well, yeah. But you're giving them a positive response; now they'll just think they have to work harder to win you over.

[sparkling_gem]

Well, they're just going to have to LEARN that they're WRONG. It's for their OWN GOOD.

[merlinpletcher]

Just saying. Not my problem if you gotta deal with more of this now.

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What color's the glitter?

[sparkling_gem]

I'll deal with that if it HAPPENS.

It's PINK.

[themurderbird]

That sounds terrible.

Freshmen are terrible.

[sparkling_gem]

It's NOT. I'm SPARKLING!

[crowhop]

Or you could string them along and get them to run errands for you.

[sparkling_gem]

Ooh, YEAH. I've always wanted a PERSONAL SERVANT.