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[girl_in_the_moon]

 I saw Pocket searching for something in a hollowed tree in the West Quarter. She wouldn't tell me what she was looking for. Any ideas?

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[infamously]

The body of the last student she terrorized.

[girl_in_the_moon]

I don't think Pocket would terrorize anyone.

[bratsquatch]

it's always the last ones you suspect

[infamously]

Depends on your definition of terrorize, I suppose.

[crowhop]

Has Pocket been bullying you bud

[infamously]

Merely a healthy sense of skepticism regarding our local party bug. You're all far too trusting.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, has Pocket killed?

[crowhop]

Why do you think everyone's so reluctant to give us details on her infamous Pony Party?

[necrodanseuse]

I’d assumed just no one wanted to deal with the re-creations, but oh god, do you think there were pony casualties?

[crowhop]

I bet they were knockoff My Little Ponies and some freshmen got at them

[necrodanseuse]

Carnage. And now she’s in the tree searching for the lost cutie marks.

[crowhop]

You know, it would be a great scoop for the paper if someone happened to find one of those marks and uncover Pocket's dastardly deeds.

[necrodanseuse]

Do you have a shovel?

[infamously]

Could you really put it past her?

[necrodanseuse]

Never trust a partybug.

[infamously]

Exactly. There's no such thing as a purely altruistic love of parties.

[negligently]

uh yeah there is look at me

[quodpotted]

also ditto me??

[quodpotted]

dont talk smack about my girl

[negligently]

pocket works in mysterious ways

maybe she was looking for something to eat and didn't want to reveal she eats rotten dirt or something

[shoulderdevil]

You should definitely go try to root around in there before Mary Grace and Chanel can.

[numerologest]

Her extra pair of sunnies?

[riskymove]

huh. do you think pocket counts as wildlife?

[girl_in_the_moon]

I suppose so.

[riskymove]

i think of her more like a neighbor. anyway, my div readings this week were like "weird run-in with local wildlife", so i guess at least we don't have to worry about the bobcats and raccoons anymore