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[girl_in_the_moon]

 I saw Pocket searching for something in a hollowed tree in the West Quarter. She wouldn't tell me what she was looking for. Any ideas?

Comments

[infamously]

Death might be a mercy over watching you flirt.

[crowhop]

Thought maybe it'd help you pick up some pointers

[infamously]

Pass. I want no part in the sordid hormonal rituals you engage in.

[negligently]

don't you feel left out though

[girl_in_the_moon]

But they're so cute!

[necrodanseuse]

They're nothing.

[negligently]

i mean

it doesn't look like nothin

[necrodanseuse]

Time for new glasses?

[negligently]

my sight hasn't let me yet

[crowhop]

Now you know better than to contradict a lady Hatfield

[negligently]

apologies, it's just that when the lady's being real obvious sometimes i just can't help myself

[opsia]

don't reckon neither of them want to be cute.

[shoulderdevil]

This is seriously gross.

[crowhop]

I still got time for you Tang. You just have to schedule it with my assistant.

[shoulderdevil]

Mmhmm.

That seems like a lot of work.

[crowhop]

Or you can print out a picture of me and make Bear wear it as a mask

[shoulderdevil]

You are slightly better than Bear.

The real problem here is your flirting is bad, though.

[crowhop]

I'm open to constructive criticism

[shoulderdevil]

I write you up a list and give it to you later. Don't want to embarrass you in front of the flirtee.

[necrodanseuse]

No, list it here. I want to see. What if you're giving bad tips.

[shoulderdevil]

Rude, how could I give bad tips?

[necrodanseuse]

Go ahead, flirt with someone, if it works, I'm sure you're wonderful.

[shoulderdevil]

The flirt pool has been tainted with your public challenge.

[crowhop]

I hope he has workbooks I can borrow

[necrodanseuse]

Oooh, flirtcards.