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[merlinpletcher]

[Written well after curfew and after a secret rendezvous with Val. He's high and happy and a bit dumb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

I'm not going to be last!
Hssssssssss.
I'm basically a little dragon!

[......]

I did it.

And I'm not a duck. So kiss my ass.

♥❤♥❤♥❤ Also, listen to Val more. She knows what's up.

[...]

I need to change my hair.

[Imogen]

Can I come over? I want to show you.

It's

so cool.

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[teratophilia]

aaaaaAAAAAA ????

[merlinpletcher]

Yeah.

aaaaaAAAAAA !!!

[teratophilia]

AAAAAAAAA !!!!!!


?!?!?!????? ?????

what's your furs real life Animal In You result????

[merlinpletcher]

A snake! Some kind of viper, I think. So I'm probably venomous. I need someone to take a picture so I can figure out the specifics, though.

[teratophilia]

mmmmmmmmmeeeee ??? i want to hold a snake :( (is that weird if the snake is also you??)

[merlinpletcher]

If you're offering! [...] It's not weird to me if it's not weird to you?

[teratophilia]

it's not weird to me if it's not weird to you either

can i take a pic of us for IG ??? after i see what you look like so we can color coordinate

[merlinpletcher]

So. Officially not weird.

Hell yeah. If I really am venomous, you can look like a badass and be a bad influence for your [...] fans?.

Color coordinating might be a challenge, though. I'm curious to see if you're up for it.

[teratophilia]

officially !

selfishly, i hope you are. imagine the poise and power.

do you really think i'm someone who wouldn't love to rise to the challenge of coordinating with a snake? princess cordelia is fun to match with but lavender isn't really a challenge, you know?

[merlinpletcher]

For what it's worth, I feel venomous.

I know you would; I just want to see if you've got what it takes!

[wildchild]

Are you a GOOSE?

(I'm suuuuuuuuper proud of you!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥)

[merlinpletcher]

Just so you know, you're not funny.

[...]

(Thanks. You beat me but just barely. [...] ♥)

[wildchild]

I'm hysterical.

(We can call it a tie if you want. Same month, anyway. ♥ Thanks for the heart, Merls)

[merlinpletcher]

Not even close.

(I don't need a pity tie. I'll beat you fair and square when it comes to [...] something else! [...] Don't spend it all in one place.)

[wildchild]

Big Boy Witty thinks I'm funny.

(Okay, okay. You will definitely beat me at something else at some point. And I'm going to keep it forever.)

[merlinpletcher]

Tony's wrong sometimes.

(If you gotta.)

[bratsquatch]

omg is it just me or is a snake basically a featherless duck??

[merlinpletcher]

I'm going to bite y

It's just you.

Imogen & Merlin

[bigbruise]

Hm

Yes but if you're some other kind of bird or wing thing you have to go flying with me it's the rules

Imogen & Merlin

[merlinpletcher]

Never thought you were the type to care about rules.

No wings. But I bet I can still get a good grip on your broom if you want to go flying.

Imogen & Merlin

[bigbruise]

It's okay when they're mine

All right. You got me I'm curious

Imogen & Merlin

[merlinpletcher]

Guess I can’t argue with that.

Good. [...] Don’t read the rest of the post til after I get there.

[themurderbird]

Please explain.

[merlinpletcher]

Explain what?

[themurderbird]

What have you done?

[merlinpletcher]

I’m officially an Animagus.

[themurderbird]

Oh! Congratulations!

[merlinpletcher]

Thank you.

[...]

Hey. You’re smart. And I’m wondering. Think there’s any chance a reptilian Animagus can learn to understand Parseltongue?

[themurderbird]

Hm. I'm not sure. But surely you're not the first to wonder. We should research it.

[merlinpletcher]

What a drag. But it'll be worth it if we find something!

[themurderbird]

EXCELLENT for a resume!

[merlinpletcher]

Mine or yours?

[themurderbird]

Yes!

[merlinpletcher]

Okay. I walked into that one. Let's hit the books. [......] Tomorrow.