"I DON'T KNOW!" Willow squawks, waving her arms in the air. "I thought it was just VANDALS!" She gestures wildly at the previously attacked statue. "Not... whatever THAT WAS!"
Cedar hooks an arm in Willow's and scooches one step closer to the statue. "What were THEY doing??" They stick a leg out, one filthy pink sneaker with no laces hovering near the bronzed insult comic's butt. "Did they RIG IT to BLOW UP or something??"
"I don't know, let's look." Why bother with caution when you're already cursed? She gets closer to the statue to examine it. "Do you think they're in the cult?" she hisses, at least as loud as her speaking voice.
"I bet they wanted to recruit MORE people to the cult but—"
Cedar tries to crook their foot just enough to poke Yalldive in the back and, predictably, loses their balance. They topple forward with a shriek, slamming their cheek against Yalldive's bronze butt on the way down.
Elijah, still halfheartedly trying to corral everybody, turns around when he hears the ruckus. Of course there's a pile of sophomores on the ground. Someone is going to die. He's going to have to tell a teacher a student died during Spirit Week.
"Are you okay?" he asks, hurrying over to help the Quackenbushes to their feet.
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Cedar tries to crook their foot just enough to poke Yalldive in the back and, predictably, loses their balance. They topple forward with a shriek, slamming their cheek against Yalldive's bronze butt on the way down.
LATE: NOW WHAT?
LATE: NOW WHAT?
"Are you okay?" he asks, hurrying over to help the Quackenbushes to their feet.
LATE: NOW WHAT?
LATE: NOW WHAT?
LATE: NOW WHAT?
LATE: NOW WHAT?