2am

[teratophilia]

uhhh has anyone else's baby shown signs of demonic possession? not that i mind, i just don't know if this is a feature or something else.

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[lockit]

I think they're all demons.

[teratophilia]

it's approaching witching hour on friday the 13th, maybe they're starting to show their true forms.

[arisahn]

what’re the signs??

[teratophilia]

inconsolable crying, speaking in a static-y voice, asking who is she. i think they might have learned that from blue checkmark twitter baby?

[arisahn]

uuuuuh def no for ours?? are they still at it? maybe it's a test and you're supposed to take them to the doctor or something?

[teratophilia]

no, they're sleeping soundly now like nothing even happened. i don't think i can afford to bring them to the pediatrician.

[arisahn]

parenthood's tough. it's good they've quieted down, though.

[teratophilia]

it is! but i like it! ... that's probably not the point of the lesson though.

[arisahn]

i mean [...] isn't it? what else would it be??

[teratophilia]

to not [......] have [.................] unsafe [.....................] relations

[arisahn]

oh yeah maybe that too!

[teratophilia]

if it wasn't a warning then the babies would only do regular baby stuff

[arisahn]

sorta seems like it was just for fun, tbh. teacher revenge.

[tristfully]

[....]

Did something anger your it?

[teratophilia]

i don't think so?? little ma is usually pretty easygoing? but they were just inconsolable. they wouldn't go back to sleep at all until they kept asking "who is she? WHO IS SHE?" and then went peacefully to sleep.

[notpoison]

Only when we run out of potatoes.

Is yours [...] alright.

[teratophilia]

i love starch baby :(

ummmm i don't know if i'm just obsessive and looking for strange, unnatural phenomena or if this is actually a strange, unnatural phenomenon.