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[maledictorian]

did someone just give the president a wedgie ???

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[gasgiant]

or was the president giving someone a wedgie

[maledictorian]

i hear you get 2 free murders or you can bully 8 innocent children

[gasgiant]

oh man is that retroactive or did i have to get my card punched at point of bullying

[maledictorian]

D A Y O F joopy scoops it would be U T T E R M A Y H E M if we had to rely on word of mouth

[bigshoulders]

Is that illegal. Do I have to pay out the "There will be crime at this match" bets, finally.

[maledictorian]

a) y e s

2] there have d e f f o been crimes at many a matchy match my burdened buddy

[bigshoulders]

Actual crimes? I haven't caught any. Punching doesn't count if the other person doesn't press charges.

[maledictorian]

you never c h e c k e d my p o c k e t s

[bigshoulders]

What crimes are in your pockets?

[maledictorian]

would you believe illegal i v o r y

[bigshoulders]

I don't think you'd hurt poor elephants like that.

[maledictorian]

well i'm not about to admit my pockets are b r i m m i n g with jaywalking and lying to cops !!!

[bratsquatch]

i heard he got pantsed

[maledictorian]

i SALUTE those s h o r t s

[bratsquatch]

land of the free (balling)