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[gasgiant]

edgar waxweiler my child my boy my only son that was quite a power move i'm very proud of you but do not think you can launch a coup against me so early in the year i see you

a n y w a y

HEY EVERYBODY

ℚ𝕌𝕀𝔻𝔻𝕀𝕋ℂℍ 𝕋ℝ𝕐𝕆𝕌𝕋𝕊 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝔽ℝ𝕀𝔻𝔸𝕐
thorntrail: i do take bribes
everyone else: it's going to be a great year and i'm sure looking forward to a lot of hard work, cool plays, great sportsmanship and seeing all the blood, sweat and tears you'll put into losing against thorntrail anyway

[Warded to Kermie]

hey you hear any good goss yet also how come we never dress in matching outfits like the fashion goths

Comments

Joop

[maledictorian]

what about our outfits doesn't match ???

Kermie/Jup

[gasgiant]

my booty shorts aren't the right color :(

Kermie/Jup

[maledictorian]

they are for the colorblind!! we're thinking about a c c e s s i b i l i t y

[sugarnspite]

I hope you get a good batch and don't steal too m! ♥

[gasgiant]

thanks you my vallie i am V E R Y confident about this year's crop of bigfeet
i'll loan you some come quodpot time as long as you promise to give them good crystals

[sugarnspite]

Hopefully they still want to play Quidditch after my team totally kills it this year.

[merlinpletcher]

A little early to brag, isn't it?

[gasgiant]

i W A I T E D until after noon to brag it's a perfectly REASONABLE time to start

[merlinpletcher]

[merlinpletcher]

[...] In that case, I can't wait until our first match because I'm going to fly circles around you.

[teratophilia]

eddy's so brave and strong !!! did you SEE him defending us??

[gasgiant]

is my boy a fighter??
well SHIT did he draw blood

[teratophilia]

he is !! but ONLY when it's to protect someone. he's so valiant !!

(and he did draw blood, yes)

[necrodanseuse]

I’m so impressed by him.

[lockit]

What kind of bribes?

[gasgiant]

monetary, homemade snackitary and blood oath promises

[quidditched]

[...] Not your son.

Got nothing to bribe either.

[gasgiant]

NOT if you're trying to USURP me you aren't

looks like you'll have to W O W me with your quidskillz then

[flightschool]

EVERYONE AND THEIR BROOM NEEDS TO BE AT TRYOUTS! WE KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!





Also hey Jupes, you mispelt 'Mothgarden' as 'thorntrail' there :)) We've even got a rainbucket to collect all the tears when you other teams lose to us!

(To all you moths reading this, come join the soon to be winningest team in school!! Remember: Everyone looks good in pink and winning)

[gasgiant]

we should steal some cymbals from the music room and make sure everybody's up bright n early for tryouts

ACE you and merle best be bringing some FIRE to the pitch this year to back up those words

[ohwormhole]

Joooopie Doll, you are brilliant and beautiful but I'm not remotely sorry to inform you that Deeplurk will be crushing it this year!!

[gasgiant]

fredelaine your FAITH in your TEAM never fails to amaze me but they must bring it
what about you can i get you on a broom this year doll

[bigbruise]

Fuck yeah.
Carnage.

[fratsquatch]

Think we'll ever get Heizenbert on a broom?

[gasgiant]

tony he's BREAKING My HEART our senior year and he still won't even try out