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[maledictorian]

LET THE BOWIETASTIC BLOODBATH B E G I N

Comments

[themurderbird]

Kermit, what the hell?

[maledictorian]

it's the r e t u r n of the thin white duke, throwing d a r t s in l o v e r ' s e y e s

[themurderbird]

No, the sparkles.

[maledictorian]

in the grand bowmaster's h o n o r

[gasgiant]

youre gonna be phenom my darling what kind of flowers you want me to throw at you after the show

[maledictorian]

may i h u m b l y request an offering of fruit

[gasgiant]

oooooo YES i'll get you some juicy ones

strawberries
peeled kiwis
maybe a banana

[maledictorian]

shower me with pomegranates and k a l e and i will make a s m o o t h i e with your love

[gasgiant]

oh damn you could make a salad too whole MEAL that is 50% my adoration

[maledictorian]

cherry-flavored a c c o l a d e s are the new superfood

[gasgiant]

what if it's a cherry slush from the dip

[maledictorian]

will you call me a slut before you throw it at me

[gasgiant]

babe you know i'll yell it at the top of my lungs

[maledictorian]

yes girl you know just how to give mama a G L O W

[bratsquatch]

EVERYBODY BETTER SHOW UP ALL THREE NIGHTS

[maledictorian]

we W I L L be counting !!

[bratsquatch]

i'm keeping track of who gives me flowers and who doesn't. NONE of the creepy purple ones thank you.

[maledictorian]

i will A C C E P T possessed flowers of evil intent just to see what h a p p e n s

[bratsquatch]

who's your understudy?

[maledictorian]

i h i d my parts of the script from everyone else so the show c a n n o t go on without m e

[bratsquatch]

lady macduff we're going back to couples therapy