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[bigbruise]

I miss TOTINO'S Pizza Rolls (brought to you by TOTINO'S) Tuesday already

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[bigbruise]

What would you pick though

[merlinpletcher]

[...] Strawberry lemonade. You get sweet and citrus. Plus, they're usually really cute.

[bigbruise]

What about me

What would I pick.

[merlinpletcher]

Funfetti, apparently.

Not very on-brand, but I respect the honesty.

[bigbruise]

Aw I wanted you to scramble and try to figure out my real choice :(

[merlinpletcher]

This feels like a trap. Now I definitely think it's funfetti.

[...]

But if it's not, give me a hint.

[bigbruise]

No I'm sooo basic apparently

You're the one who said it was off brand

[merlinpletcher]

It's not like I said you like bran muffins.

You disagree?

[bigbruise]

Those aren't even cupcakes

You have to explain why first

[merlinpletcher]

They're wannabes.

Because it's just sweeter, superficially cheerful vanilla? And vanilla's not your favorite ice cream, so why would it be your favorite cupcake?

[bigbruise]

Poseurs

Idk something something blah blah can we like truly see ourselves lol

[merlinpletcher]

Cop-out.

[bigbruise]

Omg I'm SPARING you

[merlinpletcher]

Don't.

[bigbruise]

Now I'm gonna beat you up

[merlinpletcher]

You're gonna try.

[bigbruise]

Bold words from someone I almost killed midair

[merlinpletcher]

Bold words for someone that won't have a Bludger this time around.

[bigbruise]

I am the Bludger

[merlinpletcher]

[......] Okay. I have to give you that one. That's a cool line.

But don't get cocky.

[bigbruise]

Someone better knock me down a few pegs

[merlinpletcher]

Maybe just one.

[bigbruise]

Good luck