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More intrigue at the bowling alley. I think those sketchy vines are spreading - I'm pretty sure I saw some under the door to the basement. And I'm really sick of Bob Dylan.

As your Charms TA: If your freezing charms suck come talk to me and I'll help you suck less. That seems like the best way to deal with them, unless I've missed something else somewhere.

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Absolutely. You're doing alright.

Yeah, or at the very least it'd be worse for them if it got out that it happened and they didn't tell anyone. But still, was not a fun conversation to have. Probably pretty low on Auror list given that technically nothing happened.

me and griz don't. [...] talk. not a lot or nothing. he just reads shit out of his garage sale books. don't think they cover kidnapping.

pretty sure it counts as something, though. getting stolen in the middle of the night and shit.

You turned out acceptable for not talking a lot. Auntie raised all her own kids and stuff so it's not like she hasn't done this before, but I don't think that covers kidnapping either.

Only a little something. Things are kind of building up now, though.

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don’t know about that. but coulda been worse, i guess. and dealing with kidnapping seems like one of those extra classes you take at the rec center after hours or something.

whatever. can’t stop nobody from getting dead if they really want.

You say things sometimes, so congrats. What other classes do they have at rec centers like that?

I know. [...] The future auror part of me feels like I should do something, but also what am I going to do?

[...]

Your freezing charms are ok, right? I don't need to worry about you?

dunno. maybe kickboxing. sometimes they give you food, though.

actual aurors got training. and partners.

[...]

i ain't dead yet.

Probably also useful in dealing with kidnapping, but only your own. Food's good.

Yeah, plus some sense of authority. Not that people always listen to authority.

We're going to practice.

food's kinda shit, actually. but it's warm. and when you're little sometimes they give you seconds.

people here don't listen to nothing.

~~i don~~ yeah, alright.

[...] Food's food, stop looking a gift horse in the mouth, jeeze.

They sure don't - everyone's going to have a fun time when they graduate if they keep that attitude.

~~Thanks~~ Good! I'll have to make sure the rest of us are functional too, ugh.

fuck you. didn't say i wouldn't eat none of it.

only if they plan on getting jobs.

just tell em they can turn each other into ice cubes or someshit.

Fuck you too. Ugh, I'm hungry now. Will you go get me some food?

How many of them are rich enough to not have to get jobs? Not that many.

See? You're kind of smart.

the hell you think i'm getting food from now?

yeah but all you need then is somebody willing to pay for you.

don't need schooling to know that.

That's your problem, I'm hungryyyy :(

School full of sugar babies in the making?

You're hilariously bad at taking compliments. You and Zadie should really practice together.

that'd be your problem.

well it's that or robbery. one of em's easier to play off as gifts.

leave zadie be. she's doing fine.

I'm going to make it your problem.

Oh, maybe I'll get to arrest some of our classmates.

She likes learning, I'm being nice.

you're welcome to try.

that's one way to stay in touch. depending on their ability to get visitors.

that ain't nice.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss :(

Sure is. I wonder who I'll get to arrest first...

She's fine with it.

don't work as well with little sideways faces.

won't be me.

she's polite. that ain't the same thing as being fine with something.

You're ruining my life.

I'll arrest you last.

Nah, I think she likes it alright. And she's only like half polite.

thanks.

ain't been brought in by cops yet. not gonna start with you.

i think she's plenty polite. y'know, real lady and shit.

I'm going to stick my cold feet on you in the middle of the night.

You never let me do anything fun.

I mean, she's definitely polite enough for this school.

could just sleep far away from you as possible. presley ain't gonna let you swing your leg over him.

apologies.

for this school? who's going around being more polite than zadie on the regular?

I'll whine at Presley and then he'll move because I'm so annoying.

Someone, probably. But only like one or two people, so plenty for this school.

guess we'll see.

dunno. don't think i've met too many people more polite than that.

You're going to regret not feeding me, or whatever thing I was mad at you about.

She's mean to me sometimes and that's not polite.

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