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[negligently]

hey yall let's prank the teachers!!!

it's been a shitshow of a year and i bet we can make some of em laugh if we dumped cold water on em all together

don't be a snitch, and don't do it inside where things can get ruined

we start tomorrow

[Big Bed + Tybalt + Chanel (favor for MG)]
but we gotta make sure to get ms. tt, it's a special mission, and yeah i talked about it in public but who's gonna argue with trying to get her purple flower free? plus she's basically a plant she probably loves water

Comments

Ward

[crowhop]

Well ain't we gettin' wild.

Ward

[negligently]

maybe i wanna be heroic for once, take the fall for the good of mankind and all that

Ward

[crowhop]

Hang on I need a copy of my transcripts before I get kicked out for bullying teachers

Ward

[negligently]

you're in a real fun mood, did hyperion say your stance was weak or something

Ward

[crowhop]

It'd just be helpful to know if he's, like, allergic to peanuts or something

Ward

[negligently]

maybe one of us can seduce his weaknesses out of him

Ward

[opsia]

not it.

Ward

[crowhop]

Everyone else line up for rock paper scissors

Ward

[opsia]

here i thought we'd be doin' nose goes.

Ward

[negligently]

i was just gonna nominate patty

Ward

[crowhop]

I mean he'd be better at it than Bear but I already made my decision and I don't like contradicting the smartest person I know

Ward

[opsia]

he'd probably do it too.

Ward

[princeofcat]

Finally a place for my specific set of skills
Yeah let's ice her

Ward

[negligently]

knew i could count on you

worst case scenario we get detention or whatever and she's totally cool with being all buzzed

Ward

[princeofcat]

Oh no, detention.

I mean honestly the other teachers don't seem to even notice their literal flowers for brains colleague so us catching shit for this would be extremely unfair.

Ward

[negligently]

life's unfair but you gotta do what you gotta do, in this case bullying teachers

Ward

[princeofcat]

The most noble sacrifice I'll ever make. I'm ready.

Wonder if there's a way to stick the ice to her head, after we dump it.
Just to really make sure we freeze the roots out.

Ward

[negligently]

sticking charms on the ice cubes?

and hey we should talk sometime when you've got a minute, like this weekend

Ward

[bratsquatch]

Ward

[princeofcat]

Something like that.
As long as they don't freeze her real brain, too.

[...] All right. I'm free whenever.

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

Why am I
If this is an excuse you're all about to use to dump water on also me, detention is the last thing you'll have to worry about.

Ward

[crowhop]

Oh shucks, we been found out

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

You might as well have just included Ms. Treetops, too.

Ward

[crowhop]

Oh you know she doesn't like to use paper, she'd never accept the invite

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

How does she teach if she doesn't like paper?

Ward

[crowhop]

Oral quizzes? Practical lessons? Ain't you in her class?

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

I suppose I assume we at least had a lesson plan.
Maybe not.
Anyhow. I wish we could just reach her through the journals, save all this trouble.

Ward

[crowhop]

Bet she just went digital years back but tries to cover it to keep up her crunchy aesthetic

Maybe we can find her on twitter

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

I'd honestly respect that more. The whole hippie thing's so overdone.

Oooh. I wonder if she talks about us.

Ward

[negligently]

what? no, that'd be dumb

Ward

[necrodanseuse]

Pleased to know you're not.

Uriah/Viola

[tristfully]

Are you in the emotional headspace to receive harsh vibes right now?

Uriah/Viola

[negligently]

alright alright what're you mad at me for, out with it

Uriah/Viola

[tristfully]

I’m not mad.

I’m just, apparently, the fun police.

[...]

It’s just that I suspect there is a non-negligible chance you may actually kill Ms. Treetops if she gets too cold.

Uriah/Viola

[negligently]

uhhh she sticks around through winter though, right? i'm not gonna lock her in zippy's walk in freezer or something

Uriah/Viola

[tristfully]

That was before she became infected by a parasitic plant that seems to die when you freeze it.

[......]

Just be careful.

[...]

Also, have you finished the reading for Potions yet?

Uriah/Viola

[negligently]

ok ok i'll do like... reasonably cold tap water. pinky promise.

did half of it last night but then kinda fell asleep, the rest is a blur. want to get together and go over it at dinner?

Uriah/Viola

[tristfully]

Wow. Even a pinky promise? I'm drunk with power.

Yes, please. I've only skimmed it but I will [...] try to be a contributing member of society.

[quodpotted]

sounds fun lets go

[Ward]

I mean your right whats the worst that can happen if we water her

[southernspitfire]

If you get busted for this, I'll be laughing my ass off.