NAME: Howdy TARGET: Zelda G...uennnehauser STRATEGY: Classic bucket precariously balanced over the door. Might hit the target. Might just fuckin' not. ANYTHING ELSE?: TOO LAZY TO CHECK THE STAFF PAGE
NAME: Val TARGET: Wyborn Youngblood STRATEGY: Comes at him from around a corner with a bucket that's at least 50% ice. ANYTHING ELSE?: He deserves this.
Mr. Youngblood successfully gets a face full of ice, courtesy of his favorite TA.
"Ah Jesus fuck—" he splutters, shaking his head like a wet dog and scattering chunks of ice everywhere. "The fuck you think you're doin' waterin' down a perfectly good ass drink?"
Seeing as this is probably the first shower he's had since March, even Youngblood can't be that mad. Val loses no points and does not receive a detention. Just try to put a little margarita mix in there next time why don't ya.
NAME: Armani TARGET: Statue of Yalldive Peckenpaugh STRATEGY: One big stream of icy cold water from his wand. Aimed at her face at first, but then around the base of her statue where they saw those spider people messing around with flowers and vines. Just in case anything still has roots there. But mostly Armani's just being rude as revenge for how rude she's been all year. ANYTHING ELSE?: On Spirit Hell Night, she said Laszlo looks bad in his cheer uniform and Armani never forgave her.
"Hey! Ya afternoon farmer, spritz yourself why dontchya?!" Yalldive hollers at Armani as he sprays her down. Her neck seems stuck and she can't see what he's doing around her base, but she ain't too happy about any of it. "What ever happened to takin' a gal on a hayride before takin' liberties?"
Armani does not get caught, because honestly what's wrong with trying to give an old statue a little shine? In fact, Mr. Potkin thanks him and awards him 7 points for his help. Thanks!!!
NAME: Gemma TARGET: Dr. Ranui STRATEGY: Darts around acrobatically, as sneakily as Gemma can be, then lobs the water forcefully at him when he isn't looking. ANYTHING ELSE?: She's hoping she'll get off lighter for being in Wildgulch.
Dr. Ranui is truly surprised by the assault, and he stumbles backward, tossing a box full of teeny tiny nuts and bolts up over his head and all over the grass.
"Aww, stink one," he sputters. Dr. Ranui does catch Gemma and she's about to lose 5 points, but... he'll call it squaresies if she helps him clean up this mess. And listen to him tell her the history of each and every bolt.
NAME: Trudy TARGET: Mr Berzelius STRATEGY: Bold and unafraid of being caught, though she has one of those fake glasses/nose/mustache combos on (over her real glasses) ANYTHING ELSE?: This is maybe how she shows her affection for him? Maybe??? Also she's proud of Uriah and wants to HELP him with his chaos.
Trudy fails to hit Mr. Berzelius with water. He just watches it sail past him, barely splashing his shoes.
He pops the tiny magic 8 ball currently serving as his substitute eye out of the socket and consults it before deciding if he should punish her or not. The magic eyeball decrees that Trudy will not lose any points or serve detention, but she has to give him those mustache glasses. Because they're hilarious.
NAME: Chanel Addams TARGET: Ms. Altizer. Hard mode. Go big or go home. This is a revenge on her spawn. STRATEGY: She’s hiding behind something big and attempting a water bomb from above. Without being seen, she’s banking on Berzelius taking the fall ANYTHING ELSE?: This is maybe stupid
The water bomb hits true, soaking Ms. Altizer from head to toe. She stops in her tracks, spins on her heel, and throws up a boundary charm. Chanel can run, but she's caught either way.
Chanel loses 6 points and sentences her to Saturday detention, but she'll wipe that clean if Chanel soaks Mr. B for her.
NAME: Jooper Scooper TARGET: Mr. Youngblood has already been got once today, but that's not going to stop Jupiter from getting him again. STRATEGY: She walks up to him with a full-sized balloon filled with water, says, "Sup." and then bites into it like it's an apple. ANYTHING ELSE?: This actually probably soaks her more than him.
NAME: Chanel Addams TARGET: Mr. Berzelius this time. Ms. Altizer sent her. This isn't her fault. STRATEGY: EXACTLY THE SAME; floating ball of water above head, Splash from afar. This time she tries to Windgardium Leviosa it from a little further away, so Mr. Berzelius can't catch her with another boundary charm. ANYTHING ELSE?: Learning from her crimes
"Awww, c'mon, that one got in my MOUTH!" Mr. B whines and spits water at the nearest passerby. Mr. B's not quite the Hermeticist Altizer is and Chanel is able to make a clean getaway with her (not-quite)-spotless record intact.
NAME: Felicity and Tybalt TARGET: The Unlucky Mr. Trullinger STRATEGY: Two rodents, cannonballing down on his head with freezing cold water balloons. ANYTHING ELSE?: Suspend them.
It takes Uriah a while to find "Ms. Treetops" in a splashable location. Oh, he sees her multiple times throughout the day, sure. In a full beekeepers suit in the morning, with a large parasol after lunch, and in a series of full body coverings and large-brimmed hats throughout the afternoon. It's ... almost like she's taunting him.
But, he gets her, finally, on her way back to her apartment as the sun is starting to dip low and the air is beginning to cool. Ms. Treetops jolts, fingers clenching, and she stumbles. Far more of a reaction than anyone should have to some cold water splashed on their head.
What's more, the flowers blooming in her hair close up and wilt. There's a hissing sound. No, not hissing. Sizzling—like raw meat hitting a hot pan, as steam wafts up from the Herbology teacher's head. She falls to her knees, scraping at her hair.
Then, the sound of rushing footsteps. "Uriah! What on Earth?"
It's Dr. Quirke. She falls to her knees beside Ms. Treetops, patting at her hair.
But Ms. Treetops is already struggling back to her feet. "No, no. He—he helped me. Please, we need to get to the Healer. Now."
"A-Alright," Dr. Quirke says, sounding unsure. She spares one more glance for Uriah. "My office. Wait for me there. Now."
The two teachers hurry off, Treetops leaning heavily on Dr. Quirke.
As Uriah turns, he spots Bub, standing off the path in the grass. His arms are crossed and he's frowning, but not at Uriah...
[Uriah waits for roughly fifteen minutes in Dr. Quirke's office before she arrives. She says she doesn't completely understand what's happened, but that she and Ms. Treetops have his thanks. She advises him that he will get more information tomorrow during the morning announcements.]
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SPLASHIN'
SPLASHIN' MIZ G
TARGET: Zelda G...uennnehauser
STRATEGY: Classic bucket precariously balanced over the door. Might hit the target. Might just fuckin' not.
ANYTHING ELSE?: TOO LAZY TO CHECK THE STAFF PAGE
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Howdy does get spotted by his target, but she's feeling a little soft today. He loses 6 points but does not receive a detention.
SPLASHIN' MR. YOUNGBLOOD
TARGET: Wyborn Youngblood
STRATEGY: Comes at him from around a corner with a bucket that's at least 50% ice.
ANYTHING ELSE?: He deserves this.
Re: SPLASHIN' MR. YOUNGBLOOD
"Ah Jesus fuck—" he splutters, shaking his head like a wet dog and scattering chunks of ice everywhere. "The fuck you think you're doin' waterin' down a perfectly good ass drink?"
Seeing as this is probably the first shower he's had since March, even Youngblood can't be that mad. Val loses no points and does not receive a detention. Just try to put a little margarita mix in there next time why don't ya.
SPLASHIN' YALLDIVE PECKENPAUGH
TARGET: Statue of Yalldive Peckenpaugh
STRATEGY: One big stream of icy cold water from his wand. Aimed at her face at first, but then around the base of her statue where they saw those spider people messing around with flowers and vines. Just in case anything still has roots there. But mostly Armani's just being rude as revenge for how rude she's been all year.
ANYTHING ELSE?: On Spirit Hell Night, she said Laszlo looks bad in his cheer uniform and Armani never forgave her.
Re: SPLASHIN' YALLDIVE PECKENPAUGH
Armani does not get caught, because honestly what's wrong with trying to give an old statue a little shine? In fact, Mr. Potkin thanks him and awards him 7 points for his help. Thanks!!!
Re: SPLASHIN' YALLDIVE PECKENPAUGH
SPLASHIN' DR. RANUI
TARGET: Dr. Ranui
STRATEGY: Darts around acrobatically, as sneakily as Gemma can be, then lobs the water forcefully at him when he isn't looking.
ANYTHING ELSE?: She's hoping she'll get off lighter for being in Wildgulch.
Re: SPLASHIN' DR. RANUI
"Aww, stink one," he sputters. Dr. Ranui does catch Gemma and she's about to lose 5 points, but... he'll call it squaresies if she helps him clean up this mess. And listen to him tell her the history of each and every bolt.
SPLASHIN' MR B
TARGET: Mr Berzelius
STRATEGY: Bold and unafraid of being caught, though she has one of those fake glasses/nose/mustache combos on (over her real glasses)
ANYTHING ELSE?: This is maybe how she shows her affection for him? Maybe??? Also she's proud of Uriah and wants to HELP him with his chaos.
Re: SPLASHIN' MR B
He pops the tiny magic 8 ball currently serving as his substitute eye out of the socket and consults it before deciding if he should punish her or not. The magic eyeball decrees that Trudy will not lose any points or serve detention, but she has to give him those mustache glasses. Because they're hilarious.
SPLASHIN' MR B
SPLASHIN' MS ALTIZER
TARGET: Ms. Altizer. Hard mode. Go big or go home. This is a revenge on her spawn.
STRATEGY: She’s hiding behind something big and attempting a water bomb from above. Without being seen, she’s banking on Berzelius taking the fall
ANYTHING ELSE?: This is maybe stupid
Re: SPLASHIN' MS ALTIZER
Chanel loses 6 points and sentences her to Saturday detention, but she'll wipe that clean if Chanel soaks Mr. B for her.
Re: SPLASHIN' MS ALTIZER
SPLASHIN' YB
TARGET: Mr. Youngblood has already been got once today, but that's not going to stop Jupiter from getting him again.
STRATEGY: She walks up to him with a full-sized balloon filled with water, says, "Sup." and then bites into it like it's an apple.
ANYTHING ELSE?: This actually probably soaks her more than him.
Re: SPLASHIN' YB
"I'm givin' yer ass detention this Saturday for that shit," he says. "Wastin' perfectly good ass balloons like that, damn girl, the hell you doin'?"
Re: SPLASHIN' YB
SPLASHIN' FOR A CLEAN RECORD
TARGET: Mr. Berzelius this time. Ms. Altizer sent her. This isn't her fault.
STRATEGY: EXACTLY THE SAME; floating ball of water above head, Splash from afar. This time she tries to Windgardium Leviosa it from a little further away, so Mr. Berzelius can't catch her with another boundary charm.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Learning from her crimes
Re: SPLASHIN' FOR A CLEAN RECORD
SPLASHIN' Trullinger
TARGET: The Unlucky Mr. Trullinger
STRATEGY: Two rodents, cannonballing down on his head with freezing cold water balloons.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Suspend them.
URIAH & MS. TREETOPS
URIAH & MS. TREETOPS
But, he gets her, finally, on her way back to her apartment as the sun is starting to dip low and the air is beginning to cool. Ms. Treetops jolts, fingers clenching, and she stumbles. Far more of a reaction than anyone should have to some cold water splashed on their head.
What's more, the flowers blooming in her hair close up and wilt. There's a hissing sound. No, not hissing. Sizzling—like raw meat hitting a hot pan, as steam wafts up from the Herbology teacher's head. She falls to her knees, scraping at her hair.
Then, the sound of rushing footsteps. "Uriah! What on Earth?"
It's Dr. Quirke. She falls to her knees beside Ms. Treetops, patting at her hair.
But Ms. Treetops is already struggling back to her feet. "No, no. He—he helped me. Please, we need to get to the Healer. Now."
"A-Alright," Dr. Quirke says, sounding unsure. She spares one more glance for Uriah. "My office. Wait for me there. Now."
The two teachers hurry off, Treetops leaning heavily on Dr. Quirke.
As Uriah turns, he spots Bub, standing off the path in the grass. His arms are crossed and he's frowning, but not at Uriah...
[Uriah waits for roughly fifteen minutes in Dr. Quirke's office before she arrives. She says she doesn't completely understand what's happened, but that she and Ms. Treetops have his thanks. She advises him that he will get more information tomorrow during the morning announcements.]
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